never laugh at live dragons

enea, she/they

[boromir-lives]

Angel & Princess - Sunrise

Once upon a time there lived a princess. One night an angel appears on her windowsill. Don’t miss today’s update of #Angel & Princess! #webcomic #WEBTOON

[not-mary-sue]

Happy third anniversary to Tumblr's emergency announcement system

[bloodpups]

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

[natequarter]

the unstoppable force (adhd) vs the immovable object (also adhd)

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[yuzupool]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[pestopascal]

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

[pestopascal]

ma’am…..

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[bananahomo]

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

[bananahomo]

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

[bananahomo]

[valtsv]

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

[valtsv]

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

[valtsv]

every assassin you've tried to send after me desires me carnally

[angelicguy]

Why u gotta be so hateful

i am full of love you dumb son of a bitch

[tibby]

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)