ALL ABOUT MARI

Czech girl obsessed with stuff

[hxnnibxi]

Reginald: I was a good father wasnt I Clown?

Klaus:

Klaus: my name is Klaus

[rebrandingplsstandby]

my reaction upon scrolling through the tags for The Umbrella Academy after only having seen the first 25 mins of the season and finding that the top posts are all about Klaus

[wonderland-freedom]

The only thing I find unrealistic in Umbrella Academy is Ellen Page being straight.

[letmebegaytodd]

Every time i start a new vido game:

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

[birdycrow]

[powerarmor]

this icon

[fondwand]

So anyway I saw Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) yesterday and I liked it a lot. It made me emotional, I was mouthing along to the songs, Rami malek is fucking wonderful. Queens a big BIG thing in my family and so I know that there were some historical inaccuracies but honestly? It was a fun, inspiring portrayal of an amazing man. Its well shot, the actors are great. Maybe the dialogue gets clunky but it’s still good.

And then I see that it’s only got 50 odd percent on Rotten Tomatoes which, whatever, critics suck. THEN I read a review to see what everyone’s mad about and let me tell you I am fuming.

I read an economist article that worried that stopping other biopic in 1985 “might prevent an excellent performance from being a prize-winning one, of the sort that earned Oscars for Tom Hanks in “Philadelphia” (1993) and Matthew McConaughey in “Dallas Buyers Club” (2013).”

What. The. fuck. One of my favourite things about this film is that it didn’t show the horrible, pain-porn, graceful and yet horrific decline into aids that every other film about queer men in the 80’s milks out. The LGBT community knows about the aids crisis. Everyone knows that Freddie died of AIDS related illnesses. I’m so fucking sick of gay tragedies.

I loved this film because instead of being a glorification of his death it was a celebration of his life. You want to know when Freddie Mercury informed the public he had AIDS? The day before he died. He didn’t want to be a poster boy, a spectacle. He was a person outside of his illness.

Queer people don’t exist to die peacefully on your screen, leaving you with a hopeful majestic quote about how really everything’s going to be a alright. Growing up gay I truly thought I wouldn’t be able to be happy. Why? Because in every portrayal of a queer character they either died horribly or died alone.

So yes. I like this film. I like having a film about a queer person that focused on their life instead of their death

[chicklette]

Reblogging this because I have been absolutely dreading the end of the movie, knowing that it was going to get into the gory details, or at the very least knowing that it was going to show him looking like every other fucking victim in the 80s and I knew I would have to cry the ugly tears because AIDS still evokes such a visceral reaction in me. (Watching half of your family die of that disease will do that to a person, but i DIGRESS.

THANK YOU op for writing this because honestly, we don’t need another sad AIDS story.

We need a story that celebrates a band and its leader for all of the joy they’ve given us, all these years on. 

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah that’s me

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

They’re also the person who accidentally got a math degree

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah i did that too

[jcp1765]

how do you accidentally get a math degree

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

with extreme bitterness 

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[thenatsdorf]

Timelapse of maine coon growing up. [source]

[daco-broman]

he dancin

[whore-heartedly]

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[hewnhart]

It’s said a lot in writing circles that you can’t please everyone, which is true. You can’t please everyone.

But I also think it’s important to note that whatever you do, you will please someone. Someone out there will enjoy what you write.

[hewnhart]

Its incredibly heartwarming every time I see this post going around again.

Keep writing, everyone.

[maircury]

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

[yumenouveau]

Someone fire tumbridge please

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

TUMBRIDGE

[narramin]

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

[typewriterchan]

Well I feel fucking called out.

[maleksrami]

They didn’t know.

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny