uwu owo >:^)

leigh [she/her] cringe apologist

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

haha thats so funny bro. hey what do you thik will become of me

[111111111yeah]

a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy

[21stcenturyschizoidcat]

I will stab you

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Little old me ? Whats your problem

[mrsterlingeverything]

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[xigrif]

Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone

[probuccalfat]

[assimilation-failure]

lets go no contact with mama

[babushkaat]

let’s hang on mama (of another species)

[technofeudalism]

modern empath crisis of faith

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[maidthings]

only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup

[heckinpupperino]

lets be pointy with mama

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[valtsv]

i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this