niko

jackass and co hyperfix and in love with jimmy pop // 19 // requests are open

[bamhoundgang]

hey so you said you write for the jackass guys, but it's kinda vague so I was wondering who exactly you write for ?

mm yea that was pretty vague.

obviously I'll write for the main cast (including the new guys), probably only platonic for Preston and Jason (and most of the viva la bam guys)

I'll write for Jeff and spike too. and probably anybody they're associated with? like cky and p much anyone on viva la bam (Raab, Dico, Jimmy Pop, etc)

anyone who's friends w the jackass guys I'll probably write for

I should also prob mention I'll write romantic and platonic! I'm a sucker for platonic stuff

edit : since i don't have a masterlist yet, all my works should be under the #niko writes

[bamhoundgang]

interacting with jimmy pop on twitter is honestly the scariest thing

[bamfvckingmargera]

Baby bammy

[bamhoundgang]

do you write x male reader?

yea for sure !

[bamhoundgang]

hey, whose the guy in your last post. not bam but the other one

s jimmy pop ^^ he's the lead of bloodhound gang and a p close friend of bam's (at least viva and jackass era)

[bamhoundgang]

hi! would you write for jimmy?

assuming this is abt jimmy pop. but yes ofc !!! I'm so down bad for him I will absolutely write for him

[bamhoundgang]

they're actually so

[sirensxxsongs]

Johnny Knoxville arm appreciation

[bamhoundgang]

hi!! i was wondering if you would write hc’s for pegging bam or steve-o? it’s been floating around my head for a week and i’m obsessed w the idea

yea sure ! these are really short im sorry

warnings: nsfw

bam

he's down for just about anything so it doesn't take much convincing to get him to agree

just go slow w him at first

doesn't react much at first because his ego

but is eventually super whiny

gets really into it

begs if you stop

gets teary eyed omg

so loud, bam please stfu the walls are horribly thin

moan, whine, moan, whine, moa-

drooling bc he cannot keep his mouth closed

probably needs heavy aftercare

def asks to do it again

steveo

takes a while to convince

just kinda freaked at the thought

probably need to start terribly slow

he just kinda sits there for a while

but you hit a certain spot and he's 😩

man is seeing stars tbh

not very loud

lots of groans and heavy breaths though

was for sure into it

passes out once you're done

doesn't ask to do it again, but will if you ask

[dunnswrld]

today marks 11 years since a random hero named ryan dunn passed, we all miss him more than ever imaginable and my heart goes out to his close family and friends who are still grieving the loss of such a genuinely amazing person. we all miss you ryan :,)

[bamhoundgang]

Do you write NSFW hcs?

yea sure I'm down to do that ^^ they probably won't be v long or good but I'll try my best

[bamhoundgang]

Could I get some Bam content I'm not picky I'll read anything I'm begging

yes of course! my favorite jackass (besides mr. england) <3 just wrote some quick general dating hcs

warnings : quick blood/injury mention

skateboarding ofc

teaches you if you can't do it already

hanging out with ape more than him tbh

his whole family adores you

constant pranks

has probably traumatized you once or twice

patching him up when he gets hurt <333

he's definitely come home covered in blood a few times

you're used to it now

being dragged into filming, whether it's jackass or cky

freaks out if you get hurt though

puts his hand in your back pocket <3

he's whiny about everything

calls you like 4 times an hour

probably really affectionate honestly

soo clingy and protective

doesn't like if you go somewhere without him (or ry)

shows you off on camera all the time

skate dates <3

having to put up with ry, raab, and dico

constant teasing

especially if he's taller than you

pda no matter where you are

[babybammargera]

Jackass hcs The boys if you get hurt during a stunt.

Jeff: Is used to it by now.

Acts irritated that you volunteer for stunts but secretly impressed.

"You know the drill. Get your ass to the medic station."

Makes Knox or Pontius take you to the medic if you're being stubborn.

Lectures you if you get checked out and immediately wanna try again.

"Why would you wanna do that again"

Knox: definitely a dad about it

"You good sweetheart?"

Once you reassure him you're ok he'll hit you with the "walk it off you'll get it next time."

Cracks up but tries to hide it.

Eventually doubles over in laughter.

"Omg you ragdolled. This footage is amazing"

Isn't opposed to letting you try again if you're ok.

Dunn: sooooo protective

"I told you this was gonna happen you shouldn't have listened to Novak"

One of the first people by your side if you slam.

Lectures you like Jeff.

Probably drags you to the med station.

If you're seriously hurt he'll probably ride with you to the ER.

"Hey you cried less than Bam did I'm pretty impressed"

Bam: Oh god so extra

"Fuck seriously dude? again?"

Get hurt during a skate skit with him? He's sliding down the ramp to be by your side.

Constantly apologizing as if it's his fault.

"I shouldn't have skated in front of you I'm sorry."

Get tazed by one of the others? They're getting the Rocky whether the camera is rolling or not.

Gotta go to the ER? He's right there with you and Ry.

Calls Ape as soon as it happens even though he knows she'll lecture him more for letting you do the skit.

Calls you an idiot and laughs but he definitely cares.

Ehren: panicky even though he gets the same sketchy stunts as you

"Oh shit that looked like it hurt are you okay?"

Immediately yells for Jeff and Knox to snitch you out if they didn't see

"You definitely hit your head sit down"

Secretly glad I wasn't him for once.

"You could have just backed out of the stunt you know?"

Probably awkwardly tries to comfort you.

Steve: hypes you up

"That was gnarly dude I can't believe you did that after I backed out"

Points out that you busted your lip or if you're bleeding

High-fives you even if you're laughing through tears

If you're ok he gets everyone to give you space.

"THEY'RE OKAY DUDES"

Will bring you snacks a drink or a cigarette while you're stuck at the medic tent

Pontius: Tries not to laugh but let's be honest he's a happy guy

Reassures you you'll be okay through giggles.

Helps you limp to the nearest place to sit that's a safe distance from the chaos.

You can't help but laugh even if you're in pain bc he's in his bunny lifeguard outfit.

Sings you goofy songs while you get checked out to distract you.

Constantly checking on you.

Dave: Probably the reason you got hurt

Chances are he slammed first causing a domino effect

"Ah fuck that sucked"

Probably a Darf related incident if it was his fault

Whines out an "I'm sorry"

Probably got hurt worse than you somehow

Couldn't think of anything for weeman or Preston I'm sorry.

[violentlymox]

Just happy bam <3

[tvrnpike]

i think about this every day

[bamhoundgang]

this clip makes me so happy I love it

[bamhoundgang]

guys send in requests please

[shojimezolovemail]

hi! i just read your platonic jackass headcanons and loved them!!! i was wondering (if ur open to it) if you could do platonic Knoxville x daughter!reader hcs? like what he would be like as a dad and what it would be like growing up around the jackass crew?

A/N: JUST REALIZED THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS OMG . i thought i posted this :”)

warnings: minor violence, platonic use of pet names (sweetheart, sweet pea and angel), feminine pronouns

paring: johnny knoxville x platonic daughter! reader ft jackass cast

johnny thought everything you did was absolutely incredible

from you smiling at him as an infant to all your milestones

once he’d get the go ahead to bring you on set, you’re there as much as he can let you

of course he’s careful that you don’t get hurt or scared

and if you do, he’s immediately there to coddle and try to make you feel better

when it comes to the cast though

the guys first time meeting you would be them storming his house with presents and (clearly store bought) backed goods

“look at the little angel.”

pontius was definitely the most excitedly to meet you at first, feeling like he has a deep connection to babies

you wouldn’t have a favorite uncle though honestly

they were all so sweet to you

and if knoxville couldn’t console you then there was always at least two jackass guys trying to help

dave being one do the more responsible ones though

you could be found hanging out with him most frequently as a baby if not with your dad

by toddler hood though, steve-o and pontius were your prime targets

they’d always take a moment to entertain you when they could

steve-o telling you that you can do stunts with him

“yeah dude, me ‘n this little sweet pea are gonna be world famous stunt guys.”

which promptly got you taken back into johnny’s arms

“oh sweetheart, don’t listen to him. he’s a lil crazy.” johnny episode assure you, even if you had no idea what was happening

if you were around on any of the days where johnny gets majorly hurt, even if he tried to coordinate so that you weren’t

mistakes happen and whoever you would be sat with, made sure to shield you from seeing your dad get hurt

as soon as johnny was patched up enough, he was insistent on seeing you

you were taken into his arms and hugging him as tight as you could

even if the slight pressure hurt him, he didn’t care

he was just happy you were traumatized or upset