#steveo x reader

[scrmqwn]

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐚 𝐓𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐡

based off of this post's second ask, with permission from @high-on-the-dying-sun

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content: my works are all 18+, mdni. i am not your mommy, you are responsible for your media consumption. collared men.

i'm very much picturing this the same as the riot control test but also like the time that trey parker and matt stone were on acid in dresses. tremaine pitches it that the only female cast member should walk the guys in on leashes, since this was her breakout role.

johnny's such a flirt and is close with his new costar and he's all about it. "no different than a regular shoot day, she keeps her leash tight, jeff."

ryan is down for whatever, thinks it's funny. BAM. has the problem. doesn't like feeling like he's competing against her for attention, lmao. pouts abs tells jeff there's no way he's letting you do that. it's degrading. (girl whatever we know you are the subbiest sub you would thrive.)

however, the event grows closer and dunn has given jeff the his green light and agreed and bam isn't gonna let ryan do it alone, so he reluctantly agrees.

it's the day of the event, everyones pregaming and getting ready at the studio. rick and lance have their cameras out filming everyone for the 2.5 movie and pontius brings her the collars for the men.

she buckles them on, johnny flirting with her the entire time. she turns to look at rick behind her, "yea this mutt needs a fuckin' muzzle." she rolls her eyes and pats johnny on the cheek as she clicks the leash onto the collar.

ryan is next, stoic— just staring right at her. he's such a golden retriever, just such a good boy. "this one's my favorite." she buckles the next leash on and holds a beer bottle up for him to sip from and he does.

bam is last, and hating (ok me when i lie) every second of it. the leash clicks into place and the cameras turn off. she lets her hand hold onto his jaw. "not so bad, see. just helps give you a little direction for the carpet." she smiles at him and then turns to stand with all the men for a picture.

red carpet goes as expected, and inside the after party things finally start to loosen up. the pretty girl is sitting with her back to johnny's chest, legs kicked out over ryan's knees while bam sits on the floor in front of her, her fingers raking through his pretty brown curls, massaging his scalp as she talks stunts with the other two. maybe he could get used to this. knoxville and dunn were already acting like it was no different than usual. he's not a violent dog. he doesn't know why he bites :((

[1800miserablethot]

More head cannons of mine that nobody asked for

Nicknames for the Jackass Crew

Bam Margera

He's a damn sub so we can just guess the nicknames he likes

Pretty Boy, Baby Boy, Baby, Good Boy, Sweetheart, darling, Bambi (though he won't admit to liking it), Bam Bam, etc

Now he would be into degradation so nicknames like bitch, slut, whore, etc would get him going too only if you said it in a way that claimed him as it. Like “You're my little ___”

Ryan Dunn

He gives major golden retriever vibes, and also switch vibes.

He would like the regular ones, yk baby, babe, honey, etc

I feel like he would secretly melt if you called him a good boy.

Johnny Knoxville

He's a top 100%

But the nicknames he likes are Baby, Babe, and simple stuff because usually, it's him calling you nicknames like darling, sweetheart, babydoll, etc.

I’ll bet everything that he likes being called daddy

Steveo

He's basic, I really can't see him kinky.

He likes being called babe, baby, and that's probably about it lol I feel like he's not into the mushy stuff and not because he's a jerk or “I'm too cool for it” its just not y’alls thing.

Chris Pontius

He's a sweetheart so he's your sweetheart, he likes being called baby, sweetheart, or honey (and due to him being a party boy you tease him and call him honey bunny and he lives for it), you also joke and call him your little devil because of him dressing up as the devil and pissing off Christians.

I don't see him having a top bone in his body at all, but he isn't a sub sub like Bam is, he's right in the middle but not a switch yk? So he's gonna like nicknames like pretty boy, good boy, etc simple stuff.

[babybammargera]

Eye of the beholder

Steveo x Knox’s sister (jackass member)

short sorry im trying to get back to writing

(Picture rockabilly/gothabilly but like with the jackass logo on the fits or as a tattoo I just feel like that fits the fem jackass character and I love this vibe)

It’s promo shoot day, Jeff insists that you being the only girl and the “eye candy” do your portion of the shoot in 50s pinup fashion. You get dressed and make your way to the shoot touching up your makeup as you wait for your turn, noticing a certain boys eyes glued to you. You smile making your way to Steveo and twirl showing the full outfit surprisingly keeping pretty good balance in the heels, “like what you see?” He blushes and stammers, “I um- it’s just… I’m not used to seeing you dressed up. Or seeing this much of you I guess” His response makes you giggle as Jeff call you over. “Well Jeff if your goal was to rile up the masses with this I’d say it’s gonna work.” You motion towards Steveo who’s still blushing but now sitting in a chair with his hoodie in his lap. You pose for the photographer for at least half an hour with different props and angles noticing a few of the boys are watching but none are as focused as Steveo. After you finish up the shoot you take off the heels and return back to the boys behind the camera. Bam and Dave scattering as Ryan gets called for his turn and Johnny yells, “would you losers stop perving after my sister!” From his spot next to Jeff. “Hey wanna get out of here and get some food?” You slip a tee shirt on over the skimpy outfit and slip on converse to replace the heels before looking at Steveo. His eyes widen, “Me? Like a date?” You shrug gathering your things and put on your sunglasses, “sure like a date.” He jumps up following you, “Hell yeah dude let’s go!”

[jackasswhre]

Hiya idk if your requests are open but if they are can I get a jackass image/fic (Platonic) where reader gets dumped by their partner

This is kinda hard to explain

But yk how some people write a fic and there multiple people in that in fic that's kinda what I'm thinking like something with whatever jackass guys you want

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hiiiiii, yes they are open, sorry ive been really busy lately so i havent posted

i did headcanons bc i dont really know how to write full fics, also i did johnny, steve-o, ryan, bam and pontious :) hope you like it!!!!

Platonic!Johnny Knoxville/ Steve-o/ Bam Margera/ Ryan Dunn/ Chris Pontious x reader who has just been dumped

Johnny Knoxville

(im really sorry his is gonna be short bc i have no idea what to write for him)

Ok so i feel like Johnny would definetly hug you and tell you that it's going to be okay

Like some motivational dad talk lmao

Because his way of comforting you is most likely talking about it

And if you don't want to talk about it then he 100% understands and tells you that he's here for you

Probably watches a comedy movie/show with you so you will laugh

Orders takeout or makes food himself

Just like makes sure you feel alright and makes you forget about the person who just dumped you

Does anything you ask him to

In general he's really gentle about it

Steve-O

I feel like Steve-O wouldn't really be into the whole talking thing

I mean like he definetely will listen to you rant if you need to but he just wouldn't really know what to say

It also depends on what era it is

Because if he's sober then he's incredibly sweet and like Johnny probably watches a movie with you

But if he's not sober then he'll 100% suggest going to the bar and getting shit faced after like 10 minutes of hearing you talk about the breakup

And like honestly you two would have so much fun that night

Drinking and laughing

Honestly maybe even crying

If you don't want to go to the bar then he understands and goes by himself

Lmao jk he's not that mean

He might whine a bit but if you really don't want to go then he gets it and you guys probably fall asleep on the couch watching some early 2000s cartoon

Bam Margera

Now here's the deal with Bam

He totally and completely gets it and is there for you

But he will also suggest that you guys go skate to let some anger out

If you can skate it's not even gonna be a suggestion

He'll literally grab you, pull you off of the couch and throw you in the car to go to the skatepark

If you don't know how to skate he says that he'll help you and while you're there he "teaches" you different tricks but in reality he's just having fun and he may have slightly forgotten that you can't skate

Once you guys are done you probably hit up a gas station, buy some snacks and sit on the sidewalk

In the middle of converstation he'll ask if you're okay and if there's anything else he can do

Bam's an amazing friend so he'll help in any way he can

If the person who dumped you was a guy and was a total asshole then he definetely calls Dunn and they "talk" to him

You guys spend the rest of the night listening to HIM and maybe even smoking

Ryan Dunn

Bro when I tell you that Ryan is the best friend anyone could have I mean it

I mean like first of all he would 100% give you an AMAZING hug and tell it's gonna be alright

Then he would probably take you to the store and buy you whatever snacks and/or drinks you wanted

You guys would spend the rest of the afternoon/evening/night/whenever talking and watching tv

He shares some of his stories on how he got dumped and tells you that he knows how you feel and wants to make you as happy as possible

If you want to laugh then he'll put on some show or tell you funny stories

If you want to cry then he will totally cry with you

If you're mad then he will first try to calm you down and if that doesn't work he'll find an abandoned building or something where you guys can break stuff

If the rest of the viva la bam/cky guys hear about what you guys are doing they will 100% join you (and if you don't want them to Ryan tells them to fuck off)

Ryan's the definition of the sweetest friend anyone could have

Chris Pontious

Lets get one thing straight

Chris is the funniest person on the planet

So when you tell him about you getting dumped, his goal is to make you laugh as much as possible

Whether that's while you're crying

Or when you guys are talking about other things

He tries to get your mind off of it and he does anything to do it

Even if he totally embarasses himself in the process

As long as you're laughing he's happy

He's also really good at talking so if you don't want him to make jokes 24/7 he'll 100% listen and talk to you about other things

I feel like he gives really but also kinda stupid advice

Idk how to explain it

Maybe its the fact that normally everything that comes out of this dudes mouth is goofy as fuck

Or maybe its just the fact that he hasn't fully stopped making jokes

Whatever it is the advice is still pretty good

And he is still fully devoted to making you happy

Also please laugh at his jokes

Even if they're kinda bad

It'll boost his ego so much lmao

[vivaladicamillo]

Okay so I don’t know why but I’m just so fixated this idea? I can imagine a female reader, being the first and only girl in the jackass crew and also being apart of wildboyz. Her, Chris, & Steve-O are all attached at the hips obviously and maybe one day after filming for Wildboyz they all go back to the hotel and clean up, have a big smoke sess and it just leads to these two tag teaming her while there all high as hell? (Which btw I feel like it’s very much a common occurrence 🤭 especially if they’re in like a poly relationship)

STEVEO/READER/CHRIS PONTIUS IMAGINE

im literally so obsessed with this idea, know that chris and steve-o were so close anyways it always makes me giggle. sorry i didnt get to do this sooner i have had a kidney stone and have been super sick bc of it, welp enjoy!! this is also my first ever like actual written out smut so sorry if its absolute shit but i have the writing skills of a idiot so….

WARNINGS: cursing, drinking, talks of drugs and alcohol, and smut

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ok so u, steve-o and chris have always been pretty close

yall all met through the first season of jackass

u were good friends with steph so she invited u to go watch her and the guys do stupid shit

and ofc u wanted to participate

so u go onto set looking around for her

instead u see two half naked men just chillin, standing around

after some first awkward glances u meet with steph and watch everything unfold

everyone was in the middle of a type of field with a huge loop that ppl were trying to ride with skate boards and bikes and shit

it was actually super cool

after a few hours of filming in the hot sun u pretty much were beat

u walk over to ur friend to tell her u think ur gonna head out for today

but little do u know the two guys from earlier are also friends with steph

so the four of yall get to talking

and u learn that the one man whos tan, in pretty good shape and is now wearing bunny ears and a flower bra is chris pontius, and the other bald man wearing a cheetah speedo is steve-o

they both invited u to join them to get ihop after the shoot

and just like that a trio was born

the three of u were always together

either just chillin, partying, or filming

u guys were never apart

u were the only one out of the three who actually had an apartment

so the two mostly (basically) lived at ur house

after the seasons of jackass ended steve-o and chris ended up doing a spin off called “wildboyz”

obviously u were still gonna be with them

u do hella cameos in wildboyz

u do all the shit that the guys are too pussy to do

swimming with alligators, sharks, bears rlly anything

also when steveo didnt wanna jump off the bridge with wings on, u def did

so lets set the scene

after doing some filming in australia, the crew and u three decide to go out on the town in melborne

just doing some bar hopping

eventually the crew gets tired and drunk and go off back to the hotel room

not the three american idiots tho

u steveo and pontius are just having a grand ol’ time drinking, goofing around and just having fun

it seems awesome

until pontius ends up fist fighting with some random guys which leads to steveo also getting involved

that gets everyone kicked out the bar

after some mumbling and complaining from the two u bring up a solution

“hey lets just go back to my room, i brought some weed we could go smoke or something..”

it was a absolute yes

who says no to weed?

the three of u go back to ur hotel room and smoke 2 whole joints together

yall were HIGHHHHH

the three of u guys were just in a cluster on the cheap ass hotel rug, giggling and cracking jokes till way into the night

the thing is, when ur high, u tend to get a little touchy

so little touches on chris’ chest while laughing here and accidently touching steveos thigh there

totally innocent touches

things start to get a little intense tho

longer eye contact from chris, steve-o trying to make u laugh more

and just like that steve-o has u in a bear hug, ur back to his chest while chris is next to u guys

after u calm urself down from having a giggle attack

u look over at chris

“have i ever told u, u have a pretty face y/n” chris says

u kinda had to stop in ur tracks a bit, only bc ur surprised

“yea, ur right chris, i also never say how good u smell dude, its like heavenly” steveo chimes in

u start to get a little nervous

yea u thought ur two friends were super hot but u werent gonna tell THEM that

“yea its probably because i actually shower, unlike u two” u giggle trying to ease the tension

“im serious y/n, ur actually gorgeous, ive just never told u like out loud in person before” chris says

ur face starts to turn bright red

“guys wha-“

“aweee chris ur making them blush” steve-o chuckles

at this point ur beat red, and a little sweaty

ur just baffled bc u know all abt the type of ppl chris and steve-o go for, you the last person u would ever think they would even come close to saying that stuff too

“hey, lets put a proposal on the table” steveo says, snaking his hand around ur waist

“its been a hell of a night, why dont we end this shit off right, chris? y/n? u down?”

“LIKE SEX?” u blurt out in ur intoxicated state causing the two guys to burst out laughing

“yes y/n, like sex” chris says

welp who knew this was gonna happen

ur two best friends wanting to fuck u??? like what?? how did this happen

i mean u were already in steveos lap, having his hand wrap around ur waist as his head rests on ur shoulder and chris on the opposite side of u playing with ur hair, curling it in between his fingers

“fuck it” u say, turning to chris

chris leans in and starts kissing u

eh well not kissing

more like very drunkly making out

steve-o starts kissing and licking on ur neck

all this is making ur face bright red

and tbh making u hella turned on

u eventually crawl out of steveos lap straddling chris

he runs his hand up ur shirt and up the small of ur back, steveo then helps chris take off ur shirt and ur bra

steveo then starts massaging ur breasts while whispering sweet nothings into ur ear

u pull away from the two

“guys i really think we shouldnt do this on the gross ass hotel room floor, the room comes with a bed for a reason” you say

the two look at eachother then look at u and nod

chris throws u over his shoulder while steveo runs ahead and plops down on the bed

chris then puts u on the bed, leaving u in ur jean shorts from ur guys night on the town

chris then unzips ur shorts and looks up at ur for permission

u nod and he starts kissing down ur stomach, taking off ur jeans and panties as he does

chris starts to eat u out while u push ur back into steve-o

u go to tangle ur fingers into chris’ hair

steveo quickly takes ur wrists into one hand

“awee come one sweetheart ur giving him all the attention” he chuckles

u turn to him, not even able to make out a word bc of how good chris is doing

who knew that he could eat pussy like THAT

u lock lips with steveo and u both moan into the the kiss

chris pulls away from u

he gets up and crawls onto the bed with u and steveo

damn good thing u got a king bed with ur room

u turn to straddle steveo, grinding against him as u do causing u both to groan

u pull away helping steve-o get his pants off

u look over at chris and hes already intensely watching u too, dick in hand

bc thats just how he rolls

u take steve-os cock out of his boxers, lick up his shaft then get on top of him

u put his tip at ur entrance and slowly sink down onto him

u both moan at the feeling

as u start to ride him, u turn to chris once again and hes slowly stroking his dick, once u really get a look at it u realize how big he is

“hm what? u like what u see sweetheart?” chris mumbles in between moans

u nod, still riding steveo, feeling urself slowly creep towards release

steveo then pulls u off him

“i feel like this isnt fair, i shouldnt have to keep ur gorgeous body all to myself, thats just selfish.” he beckons chris over

“turn around” steve-o says

u do as he says, chris now on the bed in front of you

“whats wrong darling? u look like u want something, dont be shy” chris says caressing ur cheek to make u look him in his eyes

god u couldnt get enough of his big beautiful eyes

“yes..” u say lowly

“what was that? i cant hear u?”

“yes chris, please.” u say glancing down at his dick

while this is all happening steve-o is just groping ur ass

“ohh u wanna suck me off dont u?” he rubs his thumb across ur bottom lip “ofc u can, anything for u”

u lean down to his dick, putting it in ur hand and giving it small licks here and there

as ur ass is up in the air, right in front of steveos face, he pushes himself back into u, fucking u from behind

u start to take all of chris into ur mouth, moaning as u feel steveos hand reach for ur clit

the room was just filled with moans, groans, and the sound of skin slapping, steve-o and chris just making intense eye contact the whole time

“ah fuck y/n just like that” chris mumbles as u take his whole length down ur throat, gagging

steveos thrusts start to speed up quicker and u feel like ur going to cum and minute now

u pull off chris’ dick with a pop, jerking him off in place of ur mouth

“shit, im-“

u dont get to finish ur sentence before u feel urself cum all over steveos cock

steveos fucks u through ur high, pulls out and cums on ur back

then a few minutes later chris came onto ur face

after the three of u have calmed down from ur highs, chris gets up and grabs a towel from the bathroom to clean u guys up

well mainly u

after u three all get into bed and fall asleep, u cuddling into chris’ chest and steveo spooning u from behind

“man we should do that more often” steveo says

and u guys sure did

after that night u three all kinda agreed to be a thing, u recommend a poly relationship which they didnt know much about but were completely down for

they both are in love with u (and lowkey eachother) so it was a win for everyone involved

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ok hope yall enjoyed! as u can tell i cant take smut srsly at all ive never rlly written smut before at this detail level so i just kinda went with it, hope its not too bad. im also way to lazy atm to read over this for mistakes so ima just got with it, please keep recommending stuff for me to write! its very fun!

[myoddessy]

johnny knoxvile but hes losing his mind because his gf female!reader just pulled off an insane stunt

JOHNNY WHEN YOU PULL OFF A CRAZY STUNT

I love this idea sm, and it took me a while to try and think of a really impressive stunt to base this off of and I actually really like it-

Jousting was a stunt you'd written very late one night before the crew would be travelling to the bull ring for some of Wee Man's stunts, which involved two people and two bulls. The idea was for each person to mount one of the bulls and attempt to joust, while the bulls got progressively more aggravated, and whoever stayed on their bulls the longest would win.

Ik it's mostly Johnny who does bull stunts, but I can see Chris doing this stunt with you, mostly because he saw an opportunity to dress up like a renaissance knight and jumped at it with open arms.

So while Wee Man was getting his costume ready for El Matador, you, dressed in a cowgirl outfit, and chris, dressed in a suit of armour, stood in front of the cameras before the bull ring.

"Here ye! Here ye! To joust is the ultimate test of strength, resistance, and balance. It is an honourable sport reserved for only the best. I am Sir Christopher Pontius, and I challenge Fair Lady, Y/n L/n to a joust!" Chris turned to you, you shook hands before making your ways over to mount the bulls.

The stunt itself didn't last much longer than two minutes, with Jeff yelling at you to see just how long you could hang on for after Chris got flung off.

While Rick kept the main camera on you, Lance took this as an opportunity to get footage of how the rest of the crew was feeling about the stunt.

"How are you feeling about this, Bam?" "She's batshit crazy."

"What do you think about this stunt, Steveo?" "I'm so fucking happy I turn down bull stunts."

And then he finally gets to Johnny who's not entirely present in the moment, at slightly zoned out while he stares at you.

"How do you feel right now, Johnny?" "Harder than a turnbuckle."

However, all good things must come to an end, and yours was harsh and fast, ending in you knocked to the ground and winded while the bull was herded away from you.

One of the cameramen, probably Rick because he was closest to the ring, hurried to get a close up on you, who, surprisingly, was laughing uncontrollably while clutching your bleeding forehead.

"How you feeling, Y/n?" "Like a winner."

That day was probably when people really got hit with the similarities between you and Johnny and why you guys were so good together because even though you were probably concussed to hell and back, you were acting like it was nothing.

With a bit of help and a lot of applause and congratulations, you were finally seated in the medic van, you head being gently cleaned and Johnny sitting at your side, unable to stop talking about how killer the footage was and how impressive your performance was.

This was all caught on camera, ofc, and even though it probably didn't make it into the movie because it wasn't actually relevant to the stunt, it was nice to look back on when you were all reviewing the footage because, to be completely honest, your ears were ringing like crazy and you didn't hear a single thing he said.

[juicypassionfruit]

About Time

Summary: Y/n just moved next door to Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o

Warnings: Drinking, Swearing, an Injury (not graphic), Overall just cheesy

Y/n had been searching for apartments all over Los Angeles and couldn't find one that met up to her standards. Some on the outside were gorgeous but the apartment itself would be unlivable. It didn't take long before getting over apartment hunting. She needed to move out of her parent's house, not only was the commute to school too far, but it was time to get out of there.

The realtor said this was the last apartment for the day. They walked inside the apartment complex and up to the room, it was only a few stories up. He unlocked the door and went in while she followed behind him. It was the nicest apartment she's seen all day and it was in her price range. If the kitchen and living room area didn't sell her, the room and bathroom connected definitely did. The room was big enough for all of her things and the bathroom was gorgeous.

"This is all newly renovated." The realtor smiled and took her out to the small patio. "Wow, this is really nice. I like it a lot actually."

While everything was great, Y/n was scared of what was wrong with it. It's been on the market for quite some time. "So, why has it been left alone for so long? I mean it's amazing, wouldn't someone immediately pick it?"

"Well, there are no major issues. The area is nice and no plumbing or parking problems. It's just the neighbors," He sighed, "They're really loud and obnoxious."

"Oh. That's it?" She laughed. A place this nice had to have some kind of problem and noisy neighbors is an easy problem to figure out. With no reason to really say no she signed the papers.

Once all the big furniture was moved in, she only had to move her personal belongings, which weren't too hard to carry in. While she was carrying a box of dishes in she looked over to her right and saw her neighbor walk out of the apartment. They made eye contact and Y/n gave him a friendly smile, which he returned, continuing to go inside. 'He seems nice.'  From the few days it took to move everything in, she hasn't heard too many noises from her neighbor. Maybe some loud music and talking but even then the walls muffled most of it.

After the apartment was put together the way she wanted, Y/n decided it was time to have some friends over for a little housewarming party. As a common courtesy, she thought she would give the neighbors a heads up, letting them know it wasn't going to be anything other than some music and a few people over. Most of them were young and said they didn't care. They even joked about not getting an invite. The old people said to make sure the noise wasn't loud past 11 pm.

When she reached the 'loud' neighbor's door she began to get a little nervous. They definitely intimidated her. Y/n softly knocked on the door, waiting for someone to answer it. The muffled laughter and voices stopped for a second. The door aggressively unlocked and a different guy stood in front of it. "Dude, we've been quiet this whole week and we aren't even being that loud." His voice was so raspy but it was kind of hot.

"Oh no, dude, you're good! I was just gonna let you guys know I'm having some friends over so it might be loud. Just a little heads up."

"Oh sweet. Mind if we swing by?" He smirked and she laughed, "Sure. It's not a party or anything, but you're more than welcome to come."

"Don't worry we'll make it a party." He winked and shut the door before she could object.

Y/n got dressed up nice for her small get-together. Wearing a short dress that fit her just right. Little by little more and more of her friends began to show up bringing cute gifts and alcohol. It was perfect beer was in the fridge hard liquor was on the counters, music was playing only the best songs to dance to.

"Yeah, neighbor!" A loud yell came from the doorway. Her eyes widened in shock. 'He actually showed up.' She walked over to the door, "Hey! You came."

"Yeah. Me n some friends." His thumb pointed to some guys behind him. "There's beer in the fridge and vodka on the counter." The guys came in and went into the kitchen for some drinks.

"Who are those guys?" One of your friends asked. It dawned on you that you never introduced yourself and neither did they. "My neighbors. I don't actually know their names we kinda just met."

"They're pretty hot" She'd never admit it out loud but she agreed.

"I never introduced myself. I'm Y/n." She smiled at the guy she saw earlier this week. "I'm Johnny Knoxville." He smiled back.

"And what's his name?" She asked pointing to his roommate who was pouring hot sauce into his eye. "That's Steve-o"

"Cool," Her face was full of amazement.

As the night went on and people drank more and more, Y/n was talking to Steve-o. "You have some cool tattoos" She commented and he laughed, "Thanks. I think they're pretty fuckin' dumb." Her fingers outlined the visible ones on his arm, "I like them." He looked over at her concentrated face and smiled.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

Y/n nodded her head and looked back at him, "Just a few small ones. I have one on my ribcage, one on my hip, and one down my spine."

"You should show me sometime." He wiggled his eyebrows making her laugh and lightly shove him. They continued to talk about other things and subtly flirt.

"Alright, Steve-o let's go back. Thanks for having us over and nice meeting you, Y/n." Johnny said putting his arm around Steve-o who waved goodbye.

"Bye guys! You're welcome over anytime."

And they took up her offer whenever they could. Banging on the door and calling her asking if she was home. Y/n never had neighbors like them before, even when she lived with her parents. The neighbors were all old or in their thirties with two kids. Johnny and Steve-o were funny and always did stupid shit.

"Y/n! Let me in Johnny's gonna put a firework up my butt!"

"Good, it's unlocked. You gotta see what Steve-o and I are about to do!"

It didn't take long for her to join in on their shenanigans. "C'mon just snort the hot sauce. I'll do it with you." Steve-o grinned

All three of them were pretty close, but it was obvious that Steve-o and Y/n had a closer bond. Johnny wasn't mad or anything, he was actually pretty happy someone could handle being friends with the chaotic guy.

Johnny and Steve-o started filming for Jackass, so all the guys were in town. Steve-o thought it'd be cool if Y/n came and watched them all do their stunts. After the stressful semester she had, it wasn't a bad idea.

~

"This is Y/n. She's our neighbor." Steve-o introduced her to the guys who smiled and waved at her. She smiled and waved back "Hey guys"

They all made small talk and asked what she does, where she goes to school, why she's friends with Johnny and Steve-o. Chris' flirty personality was funny to Y/n, she didn't take him seriously and even subtly flirted back.

She didn't realize how stressful it was for the guys to be on set. Even she began to worry if she was safe or not. The pranks and jokes made everything more chaotic than it already was. When Bam was in the snake pit, her mind eased. It made her realize she wasn't scared of too many things, mostly just disliked them.

"So Y/n, are you scared of snakes?" Chris held a big snake and pointed it at her. She shook her head observing the snake, "Can I hold it?" His smile was wide and he got excited explaining how to hold it.

"C'mon Bam." Johnny shook his head laughing.

The entire time she was on set everyone tried to figure out what she was scared of or what would make her freak out. They didn't want to hurt her but they definitely wanted to include her in on the fun. With nothing to work with it made it nearly impossible. 

Chris started to improvise. He managed to get a box of fake spiders and he waited for the perfect time to dump them on you. Johnny loved this idea and even said he’d make it happen. 

“Wanna be in the movie?” Johnny smirked and Y/n shook her head, “No way. I’m not doing some crazy stunt.” 

“Oh no, we wouldn’t make you do that. Just a small thing. Now close your eyes and stand right here.” He instructed her. She stood in the spot and waited for what to do next. Behind her Chris grabbed a small ladder and climbed to the top. When he was ready Johnny handed him the box. “I need you to stay perfectly still.” She sighed and said okay. Chris dumped the box of spiders on her and Y/n shrieked but stayed still. “Tell me they aren't real!”

“Get em off! Get em off!” Johnny and Chris laughed pretty hard and eventually told her they weren’t real and helped her get them out of her hair. “Assholes”

"Alright, Steve-o. You're up." Jeff called him over to stand in front of the camera. The alligator snapping turtle bit had Steve-o nervous. He introduced the scene and prepared to get bit. It was going as well as it could've gone until the turtle didn't let go.

After a few more moments of agonizing pain, it finally let go and Steve-o left to get it treated. Y/n followed him.

"That was pretty bad" She winced when she got a closer look at it. "Yeah, it didn't feel the greatest." The nurse cleaned it up and left the two of them alone. They sat in comfortable silence for a few seconds.

"Are you having fun on set though?" He asked and she smiled big, "Yeah! It's really cool seeing how everything goes down and meeting the others."

"You could come every day if you wanted to."

"Oh, I don't think the others-"

He interrupted whatever she was going to say by placing his lips softly onto hers and pulled away after a few seconds. "I want you here." Y/n placed both of her hands on the sides of his face and pulled him into another kiss.

"Well, it's about time, lovebirds" Johnny laughed, "Now hurry up. I'm gonna get Tremaine really good." 

[bamhoundgang]

hi!! i was wondering if you would write hc’s for pegging bam or steve-o? it’s been floating around my head for a week and i’m obsessed w the idea

yea sure ! these are really short im sorry

warnings: nsfw

bam

he's down for just about anything so it doesn't take much convincing to get him to agree

just go slow w him at first

doesn't react much at first because his ego

but is eventually super whiny

gets really into it

begs if you stop

gets teary eyed omg

so loud, bam please stfu the walls are horribly thin

moan, whine, moan, whine, moa-

drooling bc he cannot keep his mouth closed

probably needs heavy aftercare

def asks to do it again

steveo

takes a while to convince

just kinda freaked at the thought

probably need to start terribly slow

he just kinda sits there for a while

but you hit a certain spot and he's 😩

man is seeing stars tbh

not very loud

lots of groans and heavy breaths though

was for sure into it

passes out once you're done

doesn't ask to do it again, but will if you ask