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Got nothin'

[timothysnyder]

[redkusamochi]

jisbon as text posts: [10/?]

bonus:

[neenarchive]

filmmakers who adapt classic gothic literature for the screen: damn i'm not reading that book no matter hWHAT

[vintage-tigre]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[metal-autistic-coven]

Hang on let me translate something real quick

[metal-autistic-coven]

Yeah this is funny

[reddherring777]

[memewhore]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[alco-luvr]

This actually got the railroad (BNSF) in a lot of trouble, because they didn't clean it up, and so the corn fermented. And the animal that really seemed to love to eat it were bears, so the bears would come, gorge themselves, get drunk, fall asleep on the track, and get hit by a train. This happened so many times that BNSF got sued by the federal government for it

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[emperor-julius-caesar]

I’m really looking forward to late March!

[landsccape]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[tpwrtrmnky]

"This study found that blocking internet access on phones led to better mental health for youth!"

Look inside

75% dropoff rate

hey so is there possibly a survivorship bias in that some youth don't have a viable replacement for the social outlets on their phones

[tpwrtrmnky]

Imagine studying whether getting strapped to a table and sprayed with a water hose is a fun experience. You look only at the people who go through an entire two-hour spraying session. Your dropoff rate is something like 80%, and you collect data from just the spray-loving sickos.

Your study inherently selected for people willing to participate in this unpleasant experience, and then you didn't report on what the people who tapped out early had to say, either.

That means your result is worse than garbage! It's actively refusing to look at the majority of information obtained!

[bethfuller]

stairwell ascent

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

[bethfuller]

fire in the north.

prints

[rocktheholygrail]

[mutationgirl]

friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

[aropride]

first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life