The Banana Man

"Do you see banana man?" Self-insert OC for Homestuck.

[bananakxnd]

So, how is everyone doing in the jolly season?

[bananakxnd]

Crawls back from beyond the grave. Sup nerds.

[bananakxnd]

Sup bitches. How is everyone?

[inboxmyrp-blog]

Send me a 💋 if you ship our muses romantically, 🏩  if sexually, or 🍵 if platonically

[thesunisajerk]

@bananakxnd replied to your post:@bananakxnd replied to your post:hhhhhhhhhhhhh.You…

Wanna talk about it? Or something else?

honestly, i’m fine with anything by this point. just a little anxious, is all, i’m open to whatever topic though!

[bananakxnd]

Anything interesting going on lately? What've you been up to?

[running-on-clouds]

[bananakxnd]

Nathan from Misfits is literally me.

[drkshade-deactivated20171012]

Misfits - Nathan

[bananakxnd]

How the fuck do you lick physics?

[nyrma]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF ON ANON AND ILL SAY IF ID DATE YOU

(gender, age, height, eye colour, hair colour, interests, ideal date, etc.)

[progressively-panicked-vi]

{{Specify mun or muse}}

[pitofmuses-deactivated20190802]

for those who are awake Xp

[bananakxnd]

Well, now I know that magic would’ve hit me.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

Touche. So how have you been holding up lately, lover boy?

[bananakxnd]

Shuuuuuush. I've been a'ight. Haven't been doing much lately. What about you?

[bananakxnd]

I probably wouldn’t fit into itn and are you even strong enough to do that?

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

I could do it with magic, you’d never even know what hit you.

[bananakxnd]

Well, now I know that magic would've hit me.

[bananakxnd]

Shut up, nerd. I don’t have a crush on anyone.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

I’m gonna shove you into a locker.

[bananakxnd]

I probably wouldn't fit into itn and are you even strong enough to do that?

[bananakxnd]

It’s not my fault they’re hot on everyone that wears them! And what? Pfft. No.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

CONNOR AND [NAME CENSORED TO SAVE A LIFE] SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[bananakxnd]

Shut up, nerd. I don't have a crush on anyone.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

bananakxnd replied to your post “Aaaaaa we’re finally going home, god bless. I miss the clock tower.”

Sup neeeeeerd.

NAY, IT IS YOUUU WHO IS THE NERD!

Exhibit A: You’re hilariously weak to long socks and everyone is laughing at you.

Exhibit B: You act so cool but you have a big dorky crush on a certain goddess don’t think I haven’t noticed.

[bananakxnd]

It's not my fault they're hot on everyone that wears them! And what? Pfft. No.

[rule-enforcer]

My muse is blindfolded. Send "❣" for their reaction to your muse kissing them.

My muse won’t know who’s kissing them, so if you’ve got a timid muse or one with a secret crush this is their chance for a smooch!

[rp-meme]

[[Remember this form does not automatically mean your muses are ‘official’ you can have dates while not being ‘together’ ]]