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me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
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@bandandsoccer
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
all of us rn
walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothersâ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your momâs back blown out so bad you couldâve just called me
I'm on a noble quest to feel something
things felt so far:
humidity
shame
Canât wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why đ itâs about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
thereâs a joke to be made about pilots here but i canât think of one rn
HOW I AM SO CONFUSED
iâm fucking wheezing this is so demonic
this is the type of work theyâre gonna make high school art students study in ten years
1) the fact that the camera is not level
2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound
3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick
4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not
11/10 #recommend
"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like âI will NOT go to [place] and that is FINALâ and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:
Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesnât deserve that level of respect from me
I hate it when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it bounces off three walls hits two lamps and kills a passing bird outside your window
i keep getting fines for âexcessive water consumptionâ itâs not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didnât need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be
in the sims 4
tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u