Wimbton Overwash

26, any pronouns I guess I'm back here after however long.

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

[noah-wyles]

my place of work has just restricted and forbidden the use of AI tools and any use will treated as a security and policy breach

[raincitygirl76]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[missladybirdhill]

Happy Thanksgiving, to those who celebrate!

[sabertoothwalrus]

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

[sabertoothwalrus]

finally got an apple that shows this effect well

[sabertoothwalrus]

OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU

[sylphclasspecting]

frutiger aero maid of mind moodboard for anon

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[homunculus-argument]

Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.

[schistcity]

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[gum088]

somewhere in the middle

somewhere in between

[gum088]

Kris and Togore matching headbands

I hc that togore's horns don't start growing until his very late teens

[rammymandri]

Bad Influence

ooo deltarune angst oooo

[prokopetz]

Thinking about how to make the sex in an erotic computer RPG game-mechanically relevant in combat in a way that doesn't just boil down to non-standard game overs, and I had a horrible vision of... well, you know those JRPGs with the weirdly detailed cooking mechanics? Like, the Tales-style ones where you get to prepare a meal each time the party rests, and you get different persistent buffs for the next so many battles based on fine-grained criteria including what recipe you used, who you chose to prepare it, what supplementary ingredients were added, etc.? Picture that, except it's different combinations of partners, paraphernalia, and sex acts. All micromanaging who's doing what to whom in order to optimise your stats for the current quest. The hero getting a bonus to fire resistance because they got pegged last night.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]