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If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af

ghost-onthealtar

Reading Festival 2015

thebestoftumbling

grizzly bear having a swim

bananashemmo

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

dlubes

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

gifini

0raccoonwitch

Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for

littlemissmoonbeam

this might be my favorite

my-little-mod-blog

#thewarontheprotectionofwallstreet

danielhowell

new gaming video! prepare for bears scares and falling out of chairs: Dan and Phil play FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 4 🐻🎩😱

bandsforlife4

Their faces are my face when my alarm goes off

theproblematicblogger

I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron.

bondange

do you ever just remember that dan and phil have been living together for 5 years and cry

emeraldphil-deactivated20150918

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idleceilings

FUCK THIS SHIT

hester-lowell

i did not ask for this level of disrespect this morning

betterbemeta

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

theresagoodchanceimsleeping-dea

I swear that literally every type of story ever would be so much more fun and interesting if they were inclusive

nebulous-faeling-deactivated202

Harry Potter Headcannon

One year at Christmas Ginny is opening presents and she opens the one from her mom. It is a much too large crimson sweater with a G on it. She holds it in her hands out in front of her. Her brothers walk in wishing her a merry Christmas all wearing theirs. George’s midriff is showing.