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I would kill God for Klaus Hargreeves.

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

truntechgodhead

wait fuck thats sa

perfectlygenericblog

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

spillybun-deactivated20190921

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

diesetdown

I have to laugh

baekphia

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221

reblog while it’s still legal 😔

#ICONIC

dracomalfoyedit

*being taught *riddikulus* this class is ridiculous…

#beautiful #uwu

dykes-deactivated20200607

she’s gonna get flagged

theworstmelodies

who

dykes-deactivated20200607

the nipple reading this

papasmoke

tumblr gets

CATHOLIC

twinberry

Repressed on main

papasmoke

Selling indulgences on main

papasmoke

i cant wait for these bots to be the only active accounts on this website once staff’s automated adult content banning algorithm manages to ban every actual human user

#lmao i read tumblr gets catholic n the iasip theme popped in my head

jheselbraum

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

marikazemus34

carbonoid

borealing

Tumblr has BTE (big thanos energy) cause they just killed half the userbase and didnt solve any problems at all

kikuwang-deactivated20150830

my younger cousin’s favorite quote is “mamma mia that is a spicy meatball” and he says it all the time and earlier we went outside to play basketball and he tripped and fell over the uneven concrete and i was about to say are you ok when i heard “mamma mia that is a spicy sidewalk”