.i ti rignis.

lo'i cizda'u .i mrori'as

[guinevereslancelot]

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

[nentuaby]

Ok, I Don't Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.

[ruffboi-mags]

OP I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH.

[somelazyassartist]

Taz is such a fun show because how do I explain to people the amount of love in the phrase "starting salary is non-negotiable", or the joy in their voice when they say "your cat's fucking dead", or how one of the most serious and heartbreaking scenes in the series is initiated by a silly wizard lipsyncing to the Thong Song, or the fact that Death Itself having a Tentacle Hentai Fetish ends up changing the entire story because he falls in love with the guy who made him realize he was into Tentacle Hentai and their relationship helped save all worlds everywhere in every timeline ever, or how the DM crafted an entire intricate lore about the multiverse and how it works and what connects the different realities just so people could stop bitching at him for putting elevators in his medieval fantasy world

[figachilles]

you may say the basis of every star trek show is collaboration. morality. diplomacy. primary colors. but you would be wrong. the true foundation of any star trek show is the token gay autistic weirdo man who carries the entire fucking show on his back

[girlgerard]

no way. did kerrang edit the article

[girlgerard]

oh my god they DID. they cut out the entire section trashing gerard’s care for crowd safety and rearranged this paragraph to sound less transphobic over them wearing dresses. without even putting out a statement. tail between their fucking legs

[mychemvampires]

UR FUCKING LYINGGGGG

[andhumanslovedstories]

I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.

[andhumanslovedstories]

This shorted out my brain for 30 seconds, but when you’re right, you’re right

[sickboywolfgang]

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

oh I get it

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I don’t get it

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

what is this da vinci code ass name for international food safety guidelines

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

live look from inside the codex alimentarius

[powerburial]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

average rock climber interior decor

[mulberrydyke]

you have an accident on the second floor and the EMTs show up, see they have to get the gurney up and down a rock wall, and opt instead to just shoot you like a lame horse.

[commodorecliche]

haha um

[lesless]

UM

[tsunflowers]

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

[tsunflowers]

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

[gatogummie]

hey bitch, yeah you bitch. you’re valid bitch! slay and shit, yo!

[gatogummie]

this took me out

[charlesoberonn]

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

[charlesoberonn]

To anybody asking if the Amish are a cult, the answer is yes, very much so.

They’re a high control group that isolate you from society. The cult decides how you dress, how you behave, who you marry and how. They control what you know, blocking all information from the outside world. They control how you feel and what you’re allowed to think with threats of both social and supernatural harm. They’re a cult.

[charlesoberonn]

The best method to determine if a group is a cult, in my opinion, is Steven Hassan’s (cult expert and former cult member himself) BITE model.

BITE stands for Behavior Control, Information Control, Thought Control, and Emotional Control.

The more points a group “scores” on the model, the more of a cult it is.

I think this model is the best one for several reasons:

It’s more nuanced than “cult” or “not cult” and doesn’t make false equivalences between groups

It’s versatile, applying to groups big and small, and cults of all kinds, religious, political, financial, etc.

It focuses on what’s important, which is what the cult does to its members, and those members’ experiences, and not on irrelevant details like how uncommon their doctrines are or whether they have a charismatic leader

[catchymemes]

[amorphousturtle]

*ACDC’s Back In Black starts playing*

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.