Requests for stuff like a full fic or headcannons are sadly closed, but i will be able to answer quick asks like "whats their favorite pizza place?" or stuff like that, basically anything that wont take me too long to make!! thank you for understanding!!
Hi! I'm Dre and i like to write silly x readers
This is a yandere oc fics/hcs based blog so there will be dark themes, obsessive love and general yandere shit but nothing too serious. Also know that im a minor so theres will be no nsfw content on my blog
i will answer requests in my inbox from bottom to top so that means first come first served.
Requests are closed for now, thank you all so much for your love!!
please be specific, tell me whether you'd like male/gn reader, i rarely do female readers but i promise to try. tell me your request and the plot if you have one in mind.
Oh my goodness oh my goobness !! Its been so long !!!!!
Ok so recap for everyone since i went on my little hiatus
Im officially an adult now ! 18 years of age ! So i will be attempting to bring back the lost fics i deleted way back then (you guys loved them and i worked so hard on them)
I have graduated highschool and will be starting college soon !
And commissions will be back open once i have updated my prices and stuff :0000
Heres some things ive lined up for you guys jic
Aliens???
More big cat office content
Update on the characters we have now, especially bully, jock, and emo
No lube, no protection, all night all day, from the front door to the back door, from the bed to the wall, from the couch to the window, from the basement to the attic, on the table and under the table, in the shower and on the toilet seat, from the lawn to the sky, on the front and back seat of the car and on the hood of the car, up and down stairs, till the furniture breaks, till the paints pealing, till the house is falling apart, till the house collapses, till we’ve lost count of how many times he’s changed into his bat form and back, to the point i can’t feel my legs, to point I can’t walk, to the point either of us can walk, to the point we’re both drained, to the point we can barely move, and to the point where we aren’t sure which one of us is walking out pregnant (probably both of us)💗💗💗
Phatic discourse, a subset of affiliative signaling.
When Co-workers do things like ask about weekend plans, chat about non-work topics, eat lunch in the same room, they are--subconsciously--reaffirming that they are part of a cooperative (or, minimally, non-antagonistic) social group.
The other primates cement social bonds by grooming each other; we do it by making small talk.
If they solicit your participation in these rituals, and you repeatedly refuse those bids, you are marking yourself out as, at best, an outsider to the group, and thus potentially antagonistic.
This is all happening on the monkey-brain level; they have no idea what they're doing or how they are interpreting your response, so there's no way to clear up the misunderstanding.
To the ape sleeping in your co-worker's DNA, either you are part of the grooming circle, or you are an outsider who, for all it knows, may be coming to steal all the bananas.
Even if you would prefer not to socialize with your co-workers, it's generally worth it to set aside 5 minutes a couple times a week for phatic communication. You don't have to answer your co-workers' affiliative signals every time, but it's less trouble in the long run if you respond to a few of them.
if you are the type of person who really just wants to be left alone to do their work in quiet: it is actually easier to achieve this as part of the in-group. when you enter a new space, in this case, a job, make it your GOAL to make everyone Know Who You Are. introduce yourself to everyone you meet. literally everyone. "hi I'm Jack I'm New." this helps burst the awkward bubble. you are now one of the monkeys.
at some point, either in response to an invitation, or just in the natural course of conversation, you can add in that you are a "quiet type" who "needs their silence" or what have you. customize to your personal needs. i find it helpful to imagine a well dressed elderly woman describing the sort of peace she needs to manifest.
roughly once a week if you see a group of people chatting, engage with them. keep it pleasant. it can be superficial. word will travel that you are Nice and Quiet and Not The Chatty Type protecting you from group lunches etc. if you have an office with a door that you keep closed a lot, putting up any kind of decor will also send positive signals.
If you struggle a lot with what to say while chatting, the key is asking questions. People LOVE being asked questions. Provide a small comment on the answer then ask follow-up questions. Do your best to remember key answers others give you (e.g., if they're going to a concert over the weekend or if they have a romantic partner, kids, pets) and ask follow-up questions about those answers later. This will make you seem Nice and Thoughtful. It also helps you deflect answers by minimally commenting on yourself before launching it back to them without seeming standoffish or cold-shouldered.
Example questions:
Did you do anything fun over the weekend? That sounds so nice! I had a pretty relaxed weekend myself, just [hobby] and a few errands.
Any plans for the upcoming weekend? [If yes] That sounds so fun! Are you excited? Going with anyone else? [If no] Same here, I can't wait to just relax at home! Any other fun plans coming up?
[Follow-up]: How was [event/hobby] over the weekend?
How's your [spouse/partner/kid/bestie] doing? Good to hear they're doing well! What have they been up to recently? Still liking their job / doing [hobby] / doing well in school?
Have you been doing anything new in [hobby] lately? Oh, that sounds so cool, do you have any pictures?
Read any good books lately?
Watched any good shows/movies lately? I don't know if I'll have time to watch that myself, but it sounds interesting. What do you like about it? [Note: this really hits if you don't care about spoilers. People love sharing enthusiastic spoilers. React shocked/excited then ask more.]
Remember, it's about being polite. Being friendly is not being friends.
If Y/N had a kid beforehand or had a kid with said OC how would each of the OC's be as a parental figure?
dilf time ? dilf time.
Yandere! OCs x Parent! Reader
haven't done a long one in a while but my games are updating and im bored...
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Adrian is in highschool/college, and supposedly so is his darling, so you having a kid would be a pretty big shock to him.
Still, he'll do everything he can to help you raise your kid. (he's not very good at it though...)
Don't expect him to turn a 180 and go all soft for them, he's the type to scatter a bunch of froot loops all over a play pen to keep them busy while he watches tv.
More like an older brother than a dad so get ready for a lot of roughhousing/not being able to leave both of them alone together because you know they're gonna get into some bullshit together.
He's very protective and keeps the little scamp near him whenever they go out, either in a stroller, on a harness, or just carrying them.
Pretends not to care so deeply about them but is the one to get out of bed whenever he hears the kid crying so he can both let you rest and also take care of the kid.
Sex of the kid doesn't matter, he'll treat them rough either way. Being a girl doesn't spare them from him picking them up by the scruff of their shirt.
"The lil dude's fine I guess..he eats for free at the diner so that's good."
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Brandon my sweet summer boy..
Also in highschool/college AND a star athlete on the football team, so he's gonna try to be the best dad ever !
Wants to be this perfect role model for your kid so they can grow up with good manners, values, and hopefully a similar love for sports.
If you bring the kid to his games, he'll be beaming! Dedicating all his throws and plays to his little fan.
Will cry if they want to play catch with him, like actually. He needs a 5 minute break to calm himself down before he plays.
His phone is full of pictures of your kid, refuses to delete any of them.
Sex doesn't matter either, but will be a bit softer if they're a girl. (He's definitely a girl dad)
"Babe! Look how far she can throw! You think we have a future player on our team?" :DD
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Jasper is not a fan of children. :(
Not saying he doesn't like them, he just doesn't know how to deal with them, so having a kid with you or you having a kid he already knew about going into the relationship, he's pretty nervous to say the least.
Lowkey just treats them like Jonesy his cat. (feed, play, potty train)
Tries his best to find something to make them like him, but all he has are a bunch of books and dark, spooky stuff, kids don't want that!
Only they do.
Turns out your kid's also a little weirdo! and loves making little characters and crafts out of whatever they can get their hands on.
Jasper loves it and lets them indulge in their creativity.
Your creature needs teeth? I have a bunch of animal teeth in a jar you can stick in there! Wanna make a weird forest creature? I'll take you to the woods to collect stuff!
Defo burns dry leaves and sticks in the woods with them, but responsibly!
Sex doesn't matter besides whether he calls them his "little prince/princess of darkness"
"We howl at the moon together every Friday, you should join us love~.."
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Baron treats them like a little apprentice whenever you task him with babysitting.
Would rather spend time with you at first, simply making up some random chore for the kid to do while he waits for you to come back to your apartment.
Soon enough, he makes the chores more fun. Swears it's just so he won't be disturbed as often, but the way he gets up every 30 minutes to check up on the kid says otherwise.
Eventually teaches them tiny bits of what he knows, encouraging them to do more independent tasks like cleaning and preparing simple snacks on their own. (He still insists on making food for them though.)
Definitely uses their favorite snacks and toys to get them to drop little tidbits about you so he has ideas for impressing you.
If they call him dad or papa or anything else, it's over for him, his brain flips some kind of switch and he's becoming your house husband and the kid's stay-at-home-dad.
If it's a boy, he's gonna treat him like a mini version of him, teaching him how to fight and spar with him as much as the little guy wants, even when he's busy.
If it's a girl, he's protecting her with his life, lets her do whatever she wants like decorating his dreads with fairy clips and a princess tiara. Still teaches her to fight though since he wants his baby girl to grow up breaking creeps noses.
"The stickers on my desk? It's nothing, I'll peel em off later...it's been 3 weeks already?...eh I'll do it tomorrow..."
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Axel is distancing the kid from his stardom.
Don't get him wrong, he loves them knowing their daddy's a bigshot rockstar, but it's the publicity and tabloids that he's scared of, he doesn't want it all to get to them so young.
Wants them to live a normal life away from cameras taking pictures of them 24/7 or rumors coming out from fakes.
Absolutely the fun dad who brings his kid to all sorts of parks and fun places.
So so so happy if they have an interest in music.
Sings them to sleep every. single. night.
stays a bit after they fall asleep jus to watch the little miracle, he tears up a bit knowing he's got a happy little family with you and them.
Wants another.
Sex doesn't matter but would be more rowdy and excited with a boy, especially if he's one of those little boys that bite and roughhouse, he loves teasing and tossing him around playfully.
"C'mon hun please~? Look at em, no siblings to play with? We gotta fix that..."
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Kagiri and his gang is gonna spoil them rotten.
The gang will volunteer to take them to school, bring them to playdates, etc. They're like a pack of wolves with a little puppy in the middle strapped to the biggest guy for maximum protection.
Will throw hands with anyone and I mean anyone. A bully? They're getting told on to their teacher, the principal, their parents, anyone who would listen! Not invited to a birthday? Come hang out with us instead! We're gonna take you to a themepark! (mostly because they wanted to go but didn't have a good excuse...)
Kagiri's pretty nonchalant about them until he actually holds them and they hold onto him like a little koala, now he gets all the hype.
Threatens the others to not say anything to you, but they tell you anyway about how he's been playing with your baby all day and being all soft with them, they all have the pictures to prove it too.
If it's a boy, they're gonna try recruiting the little guy, giving him a toy knife to practice with and everything, calling him their "little boss"
If it's a girl, they're gonna treat her like a queen, panicking over every scratch or bump she gets from playing. They'd die if anything happened to the princess!
"So uh, need anyone to pick her up again, doll?.."
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Elias sees this as an opportunity, if he can bribe the little weasel into putting in a good word for him to that damn hero!
Only this kid talks incessant nonsense!
Almost gives up on the whole plan when you find out and encourage the two of them to be friends. "It'd be nice for my two favorite people to be buds! They're always cooped up at home whenever I'm on duty. Besides, I think you need a good influence in your life!"
Great, now he's stuck on babysitting duty, at least he'll look cooler in your eyes.
Tries not to care about a tiny goblin running around his lair, but eventually babyproofs the entire place after a few too many near death encounters.
Eventually turns into a lego batman and robin relationship because i love lego batman no one fight me on this.
The kid sorta gets him to clean up his act, be more responsible, be less destructive etc.
Kid's still a little weirdo but Elias vibes with it now.
Doesn't care if it's a boy or a girl, but uses different bribing tactics depending on it, toy for a boy and candy for a girl. (He doesn't know what little girls like and he's not getting caught dead buying barbies)
"Don't worry, they like your butt and fancy hair."
"They think it's fancy?"
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Alistair is pleased that he now has an heir to the throne whether they be his own or yours from a previous relationship. He'll love them all the same.
Treats them so softly but keeps his pokerface because he's still a ruthless leader. The kid can be getting tickled and cuddled on his lap while he's glaring at his knights.
Can be quite harsh with his words, but the moment they start to tear up, he breaks and switches to coos and whispers to comfort them.
Gets very torn between wanting a strong successor and shielding his precious angel from any kind of harm.
Isn't the type to spoil them with gifts. He wants them to earn it to build character.
Boasts about how intelligent they are. Compares them to other kids and how utterly inferior they are compared to his little soldier.
Boy? Girl? Doesn't matter to him, prince or princess, the kids gonna be raised to be a great leader! But if it's a girl, you better believe anyone who dares underestimate her will get the ass whooping of their life.
"They have your eyes my darling~ and my brains.."
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This thing's getting pretty long so i'll do part 2 with the non-humans in another post that i'll link here soon!
