Banjo town, USA

This has nothing to do with banjos.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime

[funny-tik-toks]

[ko-is-an-insomniac]

Cain and Abel

[sharkswithsocks]

The Cain Instinct

[charlesoberonn]

Gronk pull the level

[maaarine]

based

[ackermental]

[preposterousblasphemy]

Ok but the Smith one is hilarious Dad our movie sucked ass get the fuck away from me

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[cannibalchicken]

[wildzero]

please smoke in public so i can smell it

[transfemininomenon]

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

[anexperimentallife]

"The Stoppables"

[anexperimentallife]

[therequisitewatson]

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[liminalspacetime]

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

[pokkin]

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

[10001gecs]

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

[10001gecs]

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

[iheartmolly]

[rslashrats]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[rslashrats]

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[the-dragon-girl-27]

everyone tagging this as the tooth fairy stop being funnier than me