no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot
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no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot
@redfightandmuse @earth-to-dragons @pact-warlock @bear @tainteddrum
why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed
my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing
me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house
Toonami:
Black Lives Matter.
Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.
I’m not 😭
Fuck yeah. My childhood speaking truths 😭
Here in Magic the Gathering, we have a variety of dragons that include but are not limited to:
Horrible Gremlin!
Actually a Cat!
OOOOooooooOOOOooooo
And that’s not all! Here we have:
Vroom vroom!
A Ghosty Boi
Cat in Black
Let’s also not forget:
Tsuchinoko Real!
Just a Really Pissed Off Moose!
Dedicated Scalie!
Additionally:
Lotsa Spaghetti!
Jay Leno!
Let us not forget
Thin and Crispy
Hot and Spicy
Thicc and Meaty
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A !
AN EXCELLENT POST
passing another imposter really feels like this
@earth-to-dragons
This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
Now THIS man’s read the book
when caleb/liam takes 800 years to describe something and gets excited about it, it’s fucking crickets in the fandom, but if it’s beau/marisha doing something similar, suddenly it’s annoying. god i hate it here.
today on the mcelroy brothers
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me
thank you thesaurus.com, that is absolutely not what i was looking for
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE
Boku no Macademia fans dont know the classics
What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?
Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”
Umm….
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate
this one
was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????
Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth
the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
turns out we had the 2020 vision after all
“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future
@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.
And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.
In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.
what happened on this post
EVERYTHING
bruh
everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland
Fun fact this woman is trying to single handedly preserve this kind of singing in her culture by performing and making people aware of it because it’s been fading with time and she’s afraid if she doesn’t spread it it will disappear and be lost to future generations
When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
do you wish you were seeing somebody
a therapist