is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament
because Iāve been looking for that my whole goddamn life
is that one merman wearing jeans
means (mermaid jeans)
A JERMAID
Merry jhristmas
@more-aoe
The company is called December Diamonds. Youāre welcome.
Other highlights of their merchandise:
They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but letās be real, these mermen are the main appeal.
@baratheas
@cyggiestardust
@gwen-skyes
@kohakuhime
@kintatsujo
That octomerman looks like heās ready to pull his literal skin off, help him
@tragicblueblood
@pale-silver-comb
this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!
And the names! Hereās Mr Mertiniā¦..
andĀ Snickerdoodle
but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like
Laptop Liz
and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine
and then this awesome one - queen for a day
and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends
and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have
i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like theyāre wearing dresses instead of justĀ āhere have a tail and a bikini topā i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool
@voldiebuns
Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?
Why is this so tacky but I like it Iām crying.
Funny thing, we actually sell those raptors at my job
