diva, that's science

elja - they/them - 24 talks in the tags too much then disappears for a week (i follow from elllasbd-deactivated-ish) FREE PALESTINE

[boatemboys]

local man kills gay lover with cheese

[dansasterology]

the 420 phod ep might be my favorite so far bro i can't stop giggling. these bitches legit were spiritually baked as a cake and you could SEE the monster hitting phil in real time. dan they/themed a gorilla. they were talking abt poppers and phil legit went "once during tatinof" while dan looked fucking terrified and proceeded to say he bought a 97 hour energies from a gas station. "i could see behind me while i was walking forwards" is KILLING ME. the phouse is stinking of "feet onions". ear fucking. phil's caveman deep belly button. anon having a pontoon experience with cheese live on the pod. dan completely checking phil out while saying "you dont need to be enhanced. physically or emotionally" like licking lips and everything.

and the fuckass qr code shirt. they're so special

[phumblr]

daily reminder

[c0smicdaisy]

yes phil good joke

[diphowell]

the very first hard launch episode + the hard launch episode released on the day marking 6 months since they came out as a couple

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION for her 'Hot Girl Universe' Collection (2026)

[danandphilupdates]

phil retweet

14/4/26

[gerardwaysbob]

dnpcrafts x jennifer's body

inspo

[shediponmypiptillihowell]

what is dan and phil even about

[backin09]

dan's fondness of lion in that vid is truly making me want to walk into traffic like philslion allegations aside im just so. the casual "hi lion" when he sees him on the bed in space adventure the talking to him irl with "HOW COULD YOU" and "I NEVER DOUBTED YOU" sacrificing phil so lion can live (which is also just the true ending because phil's a clone #cinema) I feel legitimately so so ill. that's phil's little guy and it's also dan's little guy. and they are lion and lioness. u know. U Know

[lizardsmp3]

like god. baby dan sitting there playing through space adventure hunting for every ending and easter egg and excitedly leaving the first comments on almost all the videos and confessing his love on twitter just so amazed by the whole thing vs dan almost 17 years later playing through it sitting in the house he and phil share and he’s still just. so fucking proud to be phil’s biggest fan ever. that’s his favorite youtuber :( and they’re in love. and. does anyone know what to do

[phovaries]

“i remember spending an entire day, trying to find every single video. i was like i need to go back, and i need to click on every option— i need to see all the content, i need to see every easter egg, i need to see the entire timeline. i remember being like so early to it that i was the first comment on several of the videos. and i was like ‘i found this :3 im in annotation 57 0_o… help’. here’s the thing, i am the type of person that appreciated what you were trying to do here. you made this whole weird thing, and you had the whole vibe, and not only did i think ‘wow! this guy seems cool… what a cool idea! i’m gonna do it :3’, but i easter egg hunted my whole way through the entire thing making sure i snacked on every single morsel of content. am i not the ideal boyfriend consumer of your content?”

[pseudophan]

you really make one overly ambitious interactive video adventure on youtube dot com and next thing you know it's sixteen years later and there's a man in your room. and he wants you to comfort him because there was a giant bug in his dream

[pseudophan]

i think he might be a fan

[rosees3ray]

gorgeous man and his chihuahua !! love it

[ahappydnp]

Have their live stream chats always been horrendous? And like the questions people are asking are either so inappropriate or just a google search away. Annoying.

please know i am being completely serious when i say this. the only way to be happy is to never look at a live chat ever under any circumstances

[lizardsmp3]

it’s literally fryday. we all have to explode.