The Goat Lord

Perpetual weirdo I've got some cool beer tho

[hakuteeth]

Me as hozier liking this tweet

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[justsomeantifas]

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

[blacksunivoryz-deactivated20190]

Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

[justsomeantifas]

someone post the meme

[tahthetrickster]

gladly

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[c-bassmeow]

[thebluebarbie]

“I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk.”

— Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via wordsnquotes)

[theonion]

Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department

[localstarboy]

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[ranarchist]

me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

edging? more like filibusting a nut

[vanish1ngcream]

Quick question OP why did I have to read this

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me watching any scene where a man throws glass at the wall and it shatters: clean that up right now

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Council of gays. Assemble

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

[eroscestlavie]

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

motion passed council adjourned

[thiquegoth]

ask me how to see my uncensored content or I’ll step on you

[jameskirked]