Dear fellow traveler

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[fly-chicken]

1. She’s so pretty

2. lol Murphs “…EMily”

3. Emily’s response to Siobhan “I can’t make that decision on the spot”

[jonesylium]

I got kicked apart by Bigfoot. He speaks perfect English.

[ilmarisart]

He let the wind decide!!

inspired by this

[emissaryofwind]

Fallout + Can We Ask You A Really Weird Question?

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[kyraneko]

I already lost it at "that time we ate our prime minister" and "Uh. That" didn't really help.

[sparrowlucero]

everyone is so mean 2 me💔

[eddieintheocean]

everyone always talks about sacabambaspis (with good reason) and yet you never hear about another exctinct species that looks equally silly.

i present to you, the conodont

[mleelunsford]

You know I had to draw the vamps of Dimension 20’s City Council of Darkness

[cornercritter]

Reverend, she was not raised to work!

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me