sex n stuff

hi I like to post about things that make me happy (memes, sex, politics, dogs, whatever)

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[abcsofadhd]

So I found out a few months ago that wanting to ‘not exist’ or wishing you could ‘just sleep forever’ is also considered suicidal (specifically suicidal idealization). It shocked me cause I used to think that way when I was younger but had previously thought that being suicidal meant explicitly wanting to die.. but it actually involves wanting to not live too.

I think its an important thing to note cause it might allow someone to realize the severity of their condition earlier.

[rad-lilithh]

This was the funniest thing to me. Because I was talking to a counselor, and they were like “Are you suicidal?”

“No not really. But sometimes I don’t want to exist though”

“You do know that’s suicidal ideation?”

“…what?”

I wish I kind of knew before. Like honestly, we know so little about mental health.

[expiredvampire]

Same goes for wanting to run away, I had this urge for the longest time, to just leave, I thought it was because I was looking for thrill or something but after a few dozen times of googling “why do I want to run away so badly?” And “is it normal to want to run away?” I found out that that’s also a symptom of depression and suicidal idealization, obviously not as strong but definetly also a part that’s not talked about a lot

[blvck-is-beauty]

well damn…

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[yungbara]

Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

[elreyputo]

This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

[nevaehtyler]

[ven0moth]

hi

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[mr-quizzler]

This is fantastic! Give me more!!!!

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[barackyomomma]

I need a sugar daddy 🍬

• serious inquiries only!! willing to send you whatever you want, voice/picture/video/texts/phone calls/I can pretend to be a love interest - anything. looking for a mutually beneficial relationship. message me if you’re interested :)

• if you’re not looking for a commitment or ongoing transactions, I’m taking requests in my DM for low prices.

• I love any and all things freaky!! don’t be shy

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[simpsonz]

[raviravioli]

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

[baesitter-deactivated20210601]

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

[perfecthorse]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[highlandvalley]

[cookii-whore]

TOO MANY!!!!!

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bluntasaurus-sex]

america

[books-and-cookies]

Reminder: throughout your life, you’ve caused at least one puppy to wag its tail when seeing you and that is a Good Thing™

[coffeebooksorme]

This is the most blessed thing I’ve ever read in my life.