My Best is Fucking Up

KK. Twenty-seven. Personal: littlestcricket. AO3: littlecricket // used to be shitposts, then band posts, now just a mix of literally whatever

[barakittens517]

Morpheus x gn! reader

Summary: You’ve been alive on this planet far longer than you should have; you cannot die, cannot dream, cannot stay in one place for too long. And you’re okay with that.

Until you meet the blonde stranger in rounded sunglasses. Until the people around you start dying. Until something shifts in the universe, and you find yourself drawn to where it all began, and who it all began with.

General Warnings: mentions of alcohol use, minor (slightly graphic character death), minor religious themes, mentions of violence, mentions of past physical abuse (brief) Pairing: Morpheus x gender neutral reader

Notes: This is the first fic I've written in a looooong ass time.

Likes, reblogs, and feedback are all appreciated greatly (:

PT I: The Lost

PT II: The Finding

PT III: The Reunion

PT IV: The Discovering

PT V: The Reckoning

PT VI: The Revelation

PT VII: The Truth

PT VIII: The Memory

PT IX: The Creators

PT X: The End

UPDATE: I’ve published this on AO3. (I have 0 impulse control 🫠)

Aside from some edits & rewrites, we now have a legitimate title & chapter titles!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[chrromebrutus-deactivated202105]

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

[candlejack]

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

[barghestia]

waiter waiter! assurances from my friends & lovers that they want to spend time with me, enjoy my company, and find value in my contributions to their lives!

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[karmareleased]

Really gross of me to desire attention, disgusting honestly.

[pissmamiii]

absolutely vile and downright foul

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

happy pride month from the tribbles 

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

[genderoutlaws]

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was