The Usurper King's #3 fav concubine

I like looking at things. Some things I like looking at so much, I put them on this here blog so I can look at them again whenever I want to.  — Header image reflects whatever I'm currently fixated on — I like to self ship, especially with Zant. It is what it is  — Made in the 90's. All pronouns, none gender —

[jabthemoth]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 76

Megatron (Transformers)

Winter King (Fionna and Cake)

Cedric (Sofia the First)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 74

Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 70

Jax (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Slenderman (Creepypasta)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 68

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A)

Vox / Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 48

The Phantom of the Opera / Erik (The Phantom of the Opera)

AM (IHNMAIMS)

Marshall Lee (Fionna and Cake)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 31

Michael Afton (fnaf)

Robert Robertson III (Dispatch)

Francœur (A Monster in Paris)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 25

Zeal Ginjoka (By the Beat)

Ballistar Boldheart (Nimona)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 5

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Rowan Chow (Camp Here And There)

Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the vampire)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

Rowan Chow art is by @lowokiii

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest Round 1 Part 3

Jabber (Gachiakuta)

Whizzer Brown (Falsettos)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

New Jesus update

[feminist-space]

The above is a video shared by smrchildsadness on Twitter, showing a person participating in a pride parade exchanging a pride flag with a person standing on his (am using his pronoun based on the TikToks/Tweets of what happened) doorway who had a Portuguese flag. There are sounds of cheers and crying and the two people hug each other as they exchange the flags. The man at the doorway then waved kisses to the crowd within the pride parade.

The Tweet says: "NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE WAS WAVING THE PORTUGUESE FLAG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PRIDE FLAG AND THEY TRADED FLAGS AND HE'S SO EMOTIONAL TO GET HIS OWN PRIDE FLAG I'M EMOTIONALLY RUINED"

For context, apparently they were worried that maybe he's a nationalist because he was waving the Portuguese flag and some nationalists opposing the pride march were waving that flag. But upon interacting with him, it turns out he didn't have have a pride flag and he wanted to wave *a* flag in support of the pride march. So they had an exchange and now he has his own pride flag 😭🥹.

The image above is a Tweet by kunwara_ladkaa that says "I'm crying so much right now (Image taken by Manuel Fernando Araújo/Lusa)". The image shows the same man from the pride parade crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

The above image is a Tweet by dudz_zZzz that says "ainda não parei de pensar nele," which according to Google translate from Portuguese to English is "I still haven't stopped thinking about him." The image is a drawing of the person from the pride parade, crying as he hugs his new pride flag.

Posts were made on July 1, 2024.

[feminist-space]

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[exuberantocean]

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post