The Usurper King's #3 fav concubine

I like looking at things. Some things I like looking at so much, I put them on this here blog so I can look at them again whenever I want to.  — Header image reflects whatever I'm currently fixated on — I like to self ship, especially with Zant. It is what it is  — Made in the 90's. All pronouns, none gender. Not LGBT or straight, but a secret third thing —

[jabthemoth]

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[cazdrawingdata]

Smack this awful bug 😠🧹💥🦋

Bunch of Valentino frame redraws

↓ full pic with glasses under the cut ↓

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[sexygaywizard]

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

[sexygaywizard]

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[casgirl]

i think grace teaching on erid was rocky babytrapping him. i think at one point grace was like the only thing i miss about earth is teaching my kids and rocky was like hmm...rocky make some calls.

[helluvabrl]

Valentino won the poll as the most fashionable Hellaverse character (after Velvette)! Charlie got the least amount of votes (🥲i liked her outfits aw).

Poll #18 - Which human form is the most HEAR ME OUT

Pendleton (Human Sir Pentious)

Human Alastor

Vincent Whittman (Human Vox)

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

I swear I'm so normal about their human forms. I'm so so normal.🙂‍↕️

It's Vincent whittman for me BTW, but really they're all so fine, and Pendleton is such a cutie.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[mfdragon]

“HE TRIED TO FIX HIS BRAIN AND MAKE HIM HAPPY.”

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[poboh]

The Elegant Gas Lamps of Paris, 1877-1878, Charles Marville. French (Paris 1813 - 1879 Paris)

Via npr.org

[jabthemoth]

Got so many pins on my ita bag it could probably be classified as a weapon at this point

[jabthemoth]

Just checked, the bag weighs 1.3kg completely empty

[jabthemoth]

Got so many pins on my ita bag it could probably be classified as a weapon at this point

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]