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🪻Michael/Mikey 🪻He/They 🪻25 🪻queer trans man

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[soldierboys]

THE BOYS 5.05 One-Shots

[fallenangelruby]

[teaboot]

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

[teaboot]

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[wikilistoflongestwalks]

now see him gliding serenely

[achillesinhighheels]

‘Syenite’ by Dulcie Davy, 2026.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[skippyisntfunny]

[beemovieerotica]

[my-fav-tiktoks]

[charlesoberonn]

[parlezvousladybug]

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[avocant]

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[tweegeemee]

250822_204904_M.clj https://tweegeemee.com/i/250822_204904_M

[theconcealedweapon]