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straight boy problem #175

when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge

[rubihube]

That moment when straight people don’t actually act like that

[thebootydiaries]

um im a scientist studying the Straights™ so think before u speak

[rubihube]

Coming from a straight dude, this doesn’t fucking happen.

[thebootydiaries]

i watched football once so i think i know what im talking about buddy

[evansamsa-deactivated20160413]

stop trying so hard to be funny. lol

[thebootydiaries]

this post has 130,427 notes so no. lol

[gayvetforlife]

You’re dumb

[thebootydiaries]

this post now has 141,000 notes

[straberrytheinfamous]

And you’re still 141,000 times more of an idiot for loving that

[thebootydiaries]

number of people that hate this post: 4

number of people who know how to take a joke: 140,996

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if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

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I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

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“boys dont like it when-“ 

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“girls don’t like it when-”

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“people would probably like you better if-”

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