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I feel so called out
Sorry I’ve been on the quiet side everyone. Been a busy couple weeks and also I’ve started working on my own monster dating sim!!!
giving karlach a milf for pride month
Hearts on Fire Ch. 2
An office head !RxBodygaurd!Karlach fanfic
Chapter word count: 3.85k
Total count: 6.75k
You throw on your “at work” playlist and set to the ever growing list of emails you need to read and reply to. The rumble of drums helps you set your pace as you begin to go through the first email, words scrolling through your mind in time with the lyrics. The first one is simple enough to race through, a confirmation from the liaison of the Flaming Fists that the time and location for meeting next week is locked into place on their end. You nod to yourself and reply in kind, it was set as more of a brunch time frame by yourself at the usual tavern in the middle point between your two hqs. “That way if this meeting is as tiring as I think it’ll be I have the rest of the day to turn things around,” you think to yourself hitting send. The next few go much the same way as you start to get into an unsteady rhythm. You lose yourself in your music for a couple songs and it’s just like any normal day until you feel eyes on you, you look up to check on your tall brightly colored shadow to find her, suspiciously, looking anywhere else at that particular moment. You huff unamused and return to your work only to catch her eyes traveling down along your figure from your peripheral view a moment later. Your head snaps to the side to shoot her a glare that scares any coworker you use it on, at least it does normally, maybe it’s the bright pink reaching across your face as you try to ignore that this amazon was clearly checking you out or maybe it’s how a woman a foot shorter than her and light enough to throw with one arm is trying to be intimidating but Karlach just smiles knowingly and raises her hands placatingly before she turns toward the window and begins munching on a granola bar from your snack basket.
I love you Karlach ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Hearts on Fire Ch. 1
An office worker!R x body guard!Karlach romance
Chapter word count: 2900 words
The first time you almost die is a scary accident, the second is terrifyingly shit luck, the third is when your uncle lends you his most trusted bodyguard because apparently his niece needs one more than he does as head of the company. You try to refuse at first, after all you can hire your own if you really have to but this was probably just a string of misfortune, accidents, and the worst luck. He still refuses to take no for an answer though and informs you that they’ll meet you at your office tomorrow morning. Begrudgingly you accept your fate of being babysat by some random jar head who’s probably going to report everything back to your loving but possibly a little overprotective uncle who happens to run one of the largest security firms on the sword coast.
smut prompt list no. 2
1) overwhelmed, but happy crying during sex
2) crying crying during sex that leads to a pause or early end to comfort and take care of whatever emotions bubbled over
3) depression sex in order to feel something good for once
4) messy drunk sex that is then forgotten the morning after
5) filming it, either for private purposes or because they’re amateur pornstars
6) mutual masturbation
7) spying on/walking in on their partner touching themself
8) sex in exchange for a favour
9) car sex
10) quiet airplane bathroom sex
11) touching the other while at the movies
12) sex while there is the background noise of a rainstorm outside
13) being snowed in together and fucking in front of the fireplace
14) pool/hot tub sex
15) stargazing that turns into sex
16) the classic “oh, let me help you put some sunscreen on” but then the little massage turns into something more
17) sex while camping
18) fucking in the bar bathroom and being too drunk to care about being quiet
19) when the teasing in the dressing room gets a little too hot
20) shower/bath sex
Taking a little break from “Investigations of the Heart” but don’t worry. Doesn’t mean I’m stepping back in general. Just starting a new one🩵 don’t have a title yet but it’s for Karlach❤️🔥
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Investigations of the Heart Ch.5
A Neve X Informant!Reader fanfic
CW: this is a spicy chapter! (And my first attempt at one too so please don’t be too mean🩵) Things include fingering, ice play, restraints, oral, marking, and some light D/S themes
Ch.word count: ~1.3
Total word count: ~7.3
Eager and obedient you begin to carry her back down the hall to her room, neither of you seeming to have the ability to take your mouth off the other. About halfway there one of your hands finds it’s way to the front of her shirt and begins to unbutton it, exposing more of warm silk soft skin for you to greedily taste like a woman who’s been starved her whole life. Nipping around the swell of her chest coaxes another soft moan from Neve as she tightens her legs around your waist and grinds against your stomach. Her hands slip through your hair and grip it tight before pulling your head back to look up and taking a heated kiss that has you leaning against the doorframe for balance. One of her hands slides from your hair and down to push against your chest in an effort to make you keep moving you can’t help but follow, only making it a few steps back before falling onto the bed with her now straddling you with a hungry look in her eyes.
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Investigations of the Heart Ch.4
A Nevexinformant!reader slow burn fanfic
Chapter Word count: ~1.5k
Total count: ~5,980
The sun filtering through the curtains stirs you from a deep dreamless slumber. Groaning sleepily you shift away from the warm rays between the most comfortable sheets you’ve ever felt in your life. It’s strange though, you don’t remember ever having silk sheets let alone a bed this plush. Then it all hits you like last night's runaway cart; memories of your date with Neve, the chase through the city, drinking two bottles of wine between the two of you, the taste of Neve’s mouth on your own with her in your lap, and the mother of all headaches to prove none of it was a dream. A louder groan of pain escapes past your lips as you try to open your eyes and prop yourself up on your elbows. It’s a little fuzzy and way too bright nut you can just make Neve’s blurry figure out in the doorway with what might be a mug and a cup but you aren’t quite sure. She walks over and kneels down next to the bed before speaking softly with the most kindness and care you’ve heard in a while.
“Morning Trouble, figured you’d feel pretty rough this morning so I brought you some water and a couple meds to help ease the hangover. Take your time getting up ok? There’s no need to push yourself, you’re more than welcome in my room and neither of us have any plans today to rush off to.” She sets the glass on the end table next to you along with the meds before heading back towards the door, “If you need anything I’ll just be down the hall to the right in my study ok?”
Happy Pride! Here’s what everyone does during it🩵
Karlach:
• Karlach goes all out on celebrations and festivals for the entire month. Back to back packed weekends filled with shows, parades, and any gathering she hears about. Of course dragging you along the entire time with the biggest grin on her face
• Her outfits can barely be considered actual clothes whenever you two are at an event. Cut off a quarter down her thighs shorts, a rainbow bikini top, and painted pride flags on each cheek (one is general pride the other is Bi)
the detective
Who should I write a long term piece for next? (Investigations of the Heart isn’t gonna be over soon don’t worry)
Karlach
Aria T’Loak
Moira
More Neve!
Investigations of the Heart Ch. 3
A Neve X Informant!reader slow burn
Word count: 1.5k
You stare a moment slackjawed, Neve raises her brow waiting for an answer as you force yourself back into motion. Picking your jaw up off the floor you clear your throat before nodding and heading inside after her. She closes the door behind you and clicks the locks into place before striding over into her kitchen area.
"Care to share a couple more drinks with me, Trouble. My last client was a bit of a noble mage and gifted me a pretty nice wine bottle as a tip for a job well done.”