Everyone Wants a Roëmænce Partnær

Em. 25. She/her/hers. Queer. Autistic. Future Vet Tech.

[vaguedisapproval]

oh so madelaine wants to fuck a leprechaun(?) in the dirt, and eeeveryone's on board, but the second hj wants to fuck the terrifying clown, suddenly y'all have a problem with it?? i see how it is, this is clown racism.

[basinbumblebee]

hj trying to find a birthday present

[eratosis]

Can't wait for Bigfoot to become real in this world, like British Kristen

[podcastsareforever]

Bigfoot straight to camera walking into the woods.......and he addresses dimension 20??? SOB doing a local elections PSA This has actually all been a politics psa get involved kids

[wallpapersronme]

Zac as Zaeth Bondana gets real with his sire "Look, Koschei. This is Purpee. She's not in San Francisco anymore, Koschei."

Brennan as Koschei Severov grins but is lit from below so it looks creepy.

Zaeth continues "when you step in shit in Purpee, you're gonna drag that all the way to your goddamn grave."

[dimension20memes]

Just let him have his moment

[douglas-duke-keane]

finally watching the ccod finale

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

Me when someone suggests I leave the dead clown corpse behind:

[vaguedisapproval]

Batchilds official list of parental figures:

1. Her stepdad-the dad who stepped up

2. Her mom who got killed by a vending machine (possibly a genie)

3. Her biodad-an albino werebat (he's the one who nutted), and the hottest man you've ever seen

4. Nancy Danderhoof-reporter at the Omaha sunday scoop; soon-to-pullitzer prize winner ("she's like the mother I never had")

5. Bigfoot-member of the coalition of cryptids, and her mentor in the art of kumite

[mooslittlebeans]

Bigfoot and a 7 foot tall man running on all fours, a rock climbing werewolf with a superhero persona, a mage with a 200 year old French woman going full E.T on a bike, two queer business men in a golf car predator handshaking, 2 pistols each, a drunk leprechaun driving a bus, the prince, and a ghoul riding on the back of a horse.

[spinchingout]

zaeth: i need $20000 for a carriage

lavonte, with the specific energy of someone Rich and Haunted staring into a fireplace in an otherwise pitch black room: ….why

zaeth: im gonna give tina bunders a carriage ride :)

lavonte, no less haunted: done.

[haleyusesherwords]

[romint-drake]

Purpee has not been the same since the polycule arrived.

[heytherecentaurs]

The Templers just being a few old men who just like hanging out is endearing. They fund raise and like go carts and skeeball. And even though it’s a fraternity, Herb tells Vesper if she just wants to play skeeball she’s welcome to come and do that. And when she displays sincere interest, he immediately sees it and accepts it. They’re grumpy and don’t like change but they do change because they believe the Templers are more important than some arbitrary rules. Also the one old man ensuring nonbinary people are included because his grandkid is nonbinary suggests he not only accepts them but is creating the opportunity for them to join as well. Maybe he hopes if they join the two of them will have the opportunity to spend more time together. Reminded me of my grandpa. I don’t think I’ve ever felt like someone just wanted to spend time with me more than him. He was the sort to call just to talk. Maybe I’m projecting but I like them.

[onegiantmeep]

is this ally's so tactical so late

[asociallyawkwardduckling]

I love Bigfoot. master of Specifically Kumite!

[haleyusesherwords]

Nancy Danderhoof uncovering a half trillion dollar white collar crime in Hong Kong for the Omaha Sunday Scoop is one end of the spectrum of the Intrepid Heroes always heightening a bit for comedic purposes

The opposite end of that spectrum is Gilear