Look Upon My Posts, Ye Mighty, And Despair

He/Him; probably old enough to know better. That's all you're getting. What are you, a cop? Age of sail and miniature wargame enthusiast; author of Search Party and related transformative works; hoarder of knowledge of dubious worth. GNU STP AO3 | Rickroll Yourself | Don't Rickroll Yourself

[barrow-wight-hangout-zone]

Not now kitten daddy has to watch the entire Orson Welles Falstaff segment from the Dean Martin show two or three more times

[barrow-wight-hangout-zone]

Good news: actually getting things done in the Life Plans department! I’m busy and that makes it easier to be slightly busier. Small improvements on all fronts

Bad news: even if it’s stuff I like and want to do and have a reasonable chance of getting hired for, applying for jobs SUCKS I have a degree and skills and experience let us dispense with the charades

Not going to give it an alignment but still notable news: brain haunted by the phrase “Jod Antlications” every time I open my email. Unsure why this is. Kind of upset about it but we carry on regardless

[zebruh]

my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP

[zebruh]

hey anon I have feelings for you

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

[zentilde]

[skulkingthing]

white girl SHOCKS nonbinary barista by fucking the coffee machine

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[saltedume]

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[capricious-frog]

I couldn't believe this was true so I had to double check and I found multiple articles talking about it. We live in a comedy sketch.

Here's the link to the article of the photo:

Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

[kayla-denker]

Remember that time in 2016 that Harry Potter fans defaced the dolmen a Casa dos Mouros, a 5,000 year old neolitic tomb?

So an actual grave and important piece of world heritage doesn't matter. But the fictional grave of a fictional character from their beloved racist, fatphobic, transmisogynistic, mediocre book series? That's what needs protecting.

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[trangoldin]

Gamergate did not actually matter at all wrt USAmerican politics or culture and its funny how the meme is being kept alive by people who want to imagine that youtuber drama can change the world

[trangoldin]

LIKE COVID??? girl a million people died, the global economy tanked, and you are comparing that to a think that Toddintheshadows made a couple tweets about

[trangoldin]

Like if you want to pick a flashpoint in the first half of the 2010s, the murder of Trayvon Martin and the following shitshow are right there but then the conversation would have to be about deeply embedded racism rather than like, fucking forum lore about video games

[trangoldin]

#I'd say the beginnings of BLM and colin kapernick kneeling were real cultural turning points#people wanted (and still do!) to kill that guy bc he didn't stand during the stupid national anthem#idk being 14/15 when Micheal Brown was killed and seeing the response to it radicalized me

The actual "how do people not know this" issue here is the fact that so many people seem to think BLM sprouted out of nothing after George Floyd's murder rather than that being the most recent instance of a series of highly publicized police killings starting with Trayvon, extending into Ferguson, and then snowballing into the 2020 uprising that now is so often just dismissed as "Woke 1.0"

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.