bigger then you think

☆ The universe is beautiful but also very scary just like you ☆

[blasphemies-deactivated20130101]

[timoney-cricket-deactivated2021]

Live from Ted Cruz HQ.

[edwardandrew]

Goodnight sweet prince

[mediamattersforamerica]

Trans people aren’t. the. ones. being. creepy. in bathrooms. h/t Carlos Maza

[countryowl-deactivated20131116]

did they send me mumfords when i asked for sons

[bartondonovan]

me, walking around town after dark and listening to night vale on my phone: this was such a great idea! the night time really adds to the mood of the podcast, and since I live in a small town, I actually feel like I'm in night vale!

me, walking around town after dark and listening to night vale on my phone five minutes later: REGRET

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you

[knight-of-skyloft]

Okay so we know the City Council has had the same, ah, members, for like 200 years, and we always see them as a cohesive group, and they go on vacations together and fund private concerts for themselves and all of that.  I feel like they’ve all been best friends for decades and decades and hang out all the time.  The idea of the City Council sitting around watching movies and painting each others’ nails is just the greatest thing to me for some reason.

[70srat]

wow it’s so nice of the hamilton cast to let an awards show go on during their performance

[cartoonnetwork]

Super-cute. 😍 Super-fierce. 💪 The world premiere of the new #PowerpuffGirls theme song is here! 

[steveholtiscool]

OKAY. YA GOT ME. THIS IS A REALLY RAD OPENING.

[petr1kov]

click_boom.mp4

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

when you delete the entire #blacklivesmatter tag but you swear you’re not a racist

[oblivionnecroninja]

just a reminder for anyone who sees this later: Tumblr put this up when black history month was already half over.

[lionhearted-achilles]

Night Sky, 05/02/16

[peeboy-moved-blog]

tag yourself im sex perverts

[kittenfossils]

computer freaks

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

Money lovers 💰💰💰

[adreamingofguns]

what is an ankle biter

[bartondonovan]

disney: we're delaying episode viii to rewrite the script

me, chanting quietly: space gays space gays give us the space gays

[phanintheafternoon-deactivated2]

List of reasons for admission into a mental asylum in 1864-1889

[phanintheafternoon-deactivated2]

tag yourself i’m seduction & disappointment

[lovesickyandere]

Everything that is not m e G l o w s for a reason