the ol razzle dazzle

"get a dime bag and save for college" -mom

[kingjaffejoffer]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

[gripthumb]

[sir-silent-screamer-deactivated]

[ratchetmess]

[jaoxn]

[c0rpseductor]

[alcoholicanarchist]

[mrlaheysshitabyss]

[unclejackkelly]

[sarahnesthetic]

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[bandtshirt]

[catzgba]

asmr open mic night

[catzgba]

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[milkygastrobones]

me, every single month: [getting unreasonably pissed off about something incredibly trivial that won’t matter in six months; crying my eyes out over a minor inconvenience; contemplating burning all my bridges when one person hurts my feelings]

Me the next day, every single month: oh.

[beyonslayed]

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend