Desert Messiah

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[baseofthepillar-usul]

Who the fuck let the pornbots back in, I just wanna talk

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[freakinasheet]

People are starting to talk about Bionicle, and specifically Takua, again because of the upcoming Lego gift with purchase, and that made me remember this quote from the development of the Mata Nui Online Game that makes me deeply emotional every time I read the last sentence

Source: templargames

[hoodededge]

[danstillcreates]

I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

[bunnie-blogging]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

bisexuality is actually rooted in racism transphobia, i dont mean to be pushy but maybe choose another label?

guess I'll have to go back to being a regular old faggot then :/

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasn't a very good idea

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i KNOW he sniffed a cheese

[tamamita]

die french

[tamamita]

die english

[lizardsister]

the hundred years war 

[prokopetz]

Posting a picture of my ass along with numerous pictures of other, unrelated asses and challenging all who dare to identify the true ass like a riddlesome elf.

[prokopetz]

[eilooxara]

When you get it wrong:

[prokopetz]

(illustration by dat-soldier)

[ampervadasz]

[nitw]

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[pr0jectneedlemouse]

This unused 8th Special Stage from Sonic 3 was repurposed as the 30th Bonus Stage in Sonic Mania, and is every bit as unforgiving and hellish now as it was in ‘94.

[metalbatteryzone]

[ampervadasz]