Basil's Brainrot

he/him - trans disabled fairyboy, panromantic and polyam, 29 18+ only pls i post dolls and gay detectives

[taturaii]

behind closed doors on baker street

[derpyquag]

Its john watson day everybody say happy birthday to john watson

[cluepoke]

Placing him gently in a pill bottle that says 'take two when sad or otherwise deprived of whimsey'

[pina-repsi]

so called "serious" people

[cluepoke]

Little gay people running through fields and solving murders and such

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[giragirameganedan]

[notdollsinvogue]

twyla in the backrooms

[lumsel]

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

[thulium]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

[vavo0m]

sherlock holmes

[basilcarnations]

wish anyone loved me

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[basilcarnations]

personally i think if youve broken my heart u should die or at least have the decency to suffer forever

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[mandarintheactor]

Found this on Pinterest,

Still true.

[kimgmac63]