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🥨hey im Baz, im 23, lesbian, he/him 🦇/🦇 🥨icon by draconmachia

[kod-lyoko]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

my landlord’s wife

[monster2003]

Well that’s not very in love with me of you

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[lowpolyanimals]

Monkey from Wii Party

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[ozth]

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[smeefy-smoofy]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

[buffoongirl]

i do a little pirouette and it dispels several pounds of gravel and shrapnel from my hair

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]

[pudulogy]

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[cumaeansibyl]

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there