[markv5]

[ashi-sewehitsanethe]

[bish0ps]

[bish0ps]

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

[fadedlovemp3]

“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

[johnnycrass]

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[kosmogrl]

[niyarest]

the way she squints oh my god 😭😭😭💗

[x]

[niyarest]

[undeadentropy]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[inber]

let's struggle to dine with mama

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[precision-instrument]

I think being literal is a plague in music right now. I don’t really want to hear songs that refer to concepts like “emotional labor” or “narcissism” by name. Step around the issue. Make me feel it from an angle that isn’t purely expository!

[precision-instrument]

Yesterday I heard a song that went (with not as much exaggeration as you would think) "you can get into my car. It's a BMW 350 with a 3.0-liter inline six and optional leather trim and a manual transmission and it can drive on the road or the highway because I have a license to drive my car. you can get into the passenger seat which is where a passenger goes because I want you to get into my car. and we can go to Berlin or Hamburg or Osnabrück or Recklinghausen or Mülheim an der Ruhr in my car. my car is very fast. do you want to be in my car" and then I found out the singer is from New York, and if this was written by someone German it would be kind of understandable because that's just how Germans are, but it wasn't.

[precision-instrument]

nyc-looks wants to show you a 22 year old wearing $3000 of pure bullshit

[butch-yaoi]

Apparently if you make fun of this you're actually making fun of the very real women who have this body in real life

[jessica-problems]

one piece might be the only series in existence where rule 34 artists draw the female characters with more realistic proportions than they have in canon. not even the gooners want a woman who looks like this lmao.

[yellow-cat]

just had the worst public bathroom toilet paper experience. they just had a stack of A4 printer paper next to the toilet

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure