Batarrow-delulu

|| Batman/Green Arrow || Bruce Wayne/Oliver Queen || My little delulu side~ I smash them together like dolls since Smallville/Nolan'vers times.

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i get joy whenever you post again

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Oliver: *asking Bruce to be his plus one to galla* If you hate it we’ll go and make out. If you love it we’ll stay and make out.

Oliver: Either way, they’ll be a ton of making out.

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*Bruce and Oliver texting*

Teen!Oliver: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Teen!Bruce: Isn't Luthor there?

Teen!Oliver: Yes but I like you.

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Bruce: Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?

Oliver: No, that made me feel precious.

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Dick: Do you mind if I slyly mention you are single again?

Bruce: Don’t do that Dick.

Dick: You wouldn’t even notice Bruce.

*later*

Oliver: You both wanted to see me?

Dick: Bruce is single again.

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Oliver: Those eye bags look awful Bruce. You had a bad sleep?

Bruce: I woke up way too many times during the rest.

Oliver: Was it my snoring? I'm sorry babe, I-

Bruce: Ollie, your snoring is the literal white noise that calms me down when I want to fall asleep again, you're fine.

Oliver: Well, you're having problems maintaining sleep and I read this study that says that having an orgasm before bed helps you relax so...

Bruce: Are you seriously offering your dick as a sleeping aid?

Oliver: Hey, don't knock it until you ride it B.

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Bruce: If I died-

Oliver: *scrolling on his phone* Death will not get you out of this relationship Wayne.

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Oliver: I win.

Bruce: What are you talking about? I literally have you pinned to the ground.

Oliver: Exactly.

Bruce:

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Dick: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Bruce: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Oliver: Smad.

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Clark: Batman isn't answering his phone.

Oliver: Let me try to call him.

Clark: Hal and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bruce: *answering on the first ring* Yes Arrow?

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Diana: So given Arrow's attraction to Batman—

Oliver: How did you know about that?!

Diana: Uh, I have eyes?

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Bruce: Ollie, if anyone asks for me, I’ve gone out to scream into the night.

Oliver: Okay B. Have one for me too.

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Bruce: *whispering* You know I love you, right?

Oliver: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Bruce: So that Hal thinks we’re plotting against him.

Hal: *to Dinah* What are they talking about?

Dinah: *who heard the whole conversation* Committing arson.

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Teen!Oliver: *drunk* I’m in love with you.

Teen!Bruce: You’re also shit-faced Ollie.

Teen!Oliver: I CAN BE BOTH!

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Bruce: *pushing Oliver behind him* He meant no disrespect.

Oliver: *staring directly at a gossip column journalist*  Oh, I absolutely did.

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Bruce: Don't get mad.

Oliver: :)

Bruce: Don't.

Oliver: Why would I be mad? 

Oliver: :)

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Oliver: Hey Bats, quick question here. How much is 132 multiplied by 42?

Bruce: Do I look like a calculator to you?

Oliver: 

Bruce:

Bruce: *sighing* 5,544.