bananafish with a hint of bat

no ive never seen the anime

[batbananafish]

In an attempt to reduce letters in the English alphabet and make the language more streamlined, we are removing the letter F phrom every phorm oph communication. Thank you phor your consideration.

[chirasul]

i dont like ice cubes so i just use one big ice #OneBigIce

[queen-zigzag]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[ros-sauce]

I hate when something I downloaded illegally doesn't run right like wtf this isn't what I didn't pay for

[kushblazer666]

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[prokopetz]

I love remarking that a topic is "beyond the scope of this post" on a platform that has no meaningful limit to the length of a text post. Like, it could be within the scope of this post. I could just keep going. I bet some people would like that.

[mapswithoutwyoming]

if fermat had tumblr we would have had a proof for the nonexistence of nontrivial solutions for diophantine equations of the form a^n+b^n=c^n for n>2 centuries ahead of schedule

[earhartsease]

do you love the scope of the post

[when-you-fail-again]

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[batbananafish]

The straights gentrified the "i need him bouncing and moaning on it" meme

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up