Bruce Wayne the BatBirb

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[birdhism]

Choose your fighter!

[catchymemes]

[tezz-the-hunter]

It’s even funnier when you know they are talking about the increasing crime in the area… lol even birds muggin’ you. xDDD

[todaysbird]

If you are in the US and own poultry or other outdoor birds, please, please be careful - even if you are in an area where bird flu is yet to be reported. Don’t bring home new birds, bring birds inside if possible or restrict their potential access to wild birds, seek out a test (they are often free and do not require euthanasia) if your bird is showing symptoms.

[todaysbird]

No, I didn’t. If your bird tests positive, every bird you own will be seized to be euthanized. This is that serious.

[todaysbird]

Correct. Another reason to not have outdoor cats, as contact with wild birds or feces could carry it, and to be cautious when walking dogs.

[fcntasmas-archive]

head in hands sobbing etc etc

[batbirb]

[ankle-beez]

Well this is absolutely hellish

[ankle-beez]

Mickey Mouse when I ask him why he's increasing my house rent by $100 dollars every month (he's my landlord)

[ankle-beez]

The underpaid disney employees on their way to evict me and my family

[leeshuh]

disney literally tried to do this ages ago. please watch defunctland explain it. im losing my mind. why

[violetsandshrikes]

I can’t stop cackling at this post my friend tagged me in...what have they done to my Boy

[memewhore]

[tikkety-tok]

I just love how his head wobbles to the left and right

[featheredadora]

New comic! If your show doesn’t have subtitles, I can’t watch it!

[everythingfox]

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[4gifs]

IRL Bobblehead

[thebestoftumbling]

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

NooOOO

[samojon]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[altamont498]

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[danceintheskies]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess-deactivated20200529]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[baishujinkou]

[cottaegecore]

plants and books <3

[birdhism]

Chubby Loveblorbs by @megaceros (look at them jiggle!!!)

[marinella-ela]

[everythingfox]

Quacks in the ice

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