Sorry I Don’t Speak “Canon”

“Hrn” If you repost my memes pls give credit Cool kids stay home AU where the bats are happy Go follow my insta @batbois_watcha_gonna_do

[queerbutstillhere]

Alfred: You're ignoring all your problems

Tim: I know.

Alfred: you know that's an unhealthy coping mechanism, right?

Tim: I'm ignoring that too

[batboisismyname]

it’s me. i’m tim

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Part 5: Cass & Steph

she is the night. cain is quaking in his boots. very dark and creepy. well done. 10/10 batass.

i actually dislike this one. i’m going to get attacked for this. it just isn’t her style. to much skin for our little ninja child. 2/10 be a shadow cassandra.

oh YES. it’s beautiful. she even named herself after the batboys. she could kill me and i’d thank her. absolutely flawless. 57/10 *chefs kiss*

this is a whole ass look. like huntress+batwoman= BAM BITCHES. she’s so grown up. she is following in jay’s footsteps and using a pew pew. 13/10 stan stan stan stan-

SPOILER ALERT. YOURE ABOUT TO GET BRICKED. she was so baby. so happy. wtf happened dc? 10/10 eggplant queen.

the good ol days. bring her back dc. how dare you try to erase this symbol of woman power. we stan. 34/10 yes pls.

she said “bcuz tim’s an asshole i’m gonna switch costumes brb” lolz. did u know she broke pru’s nose? again? mrs.brown how hard was it to stop screaming ‘spoiler alert’? 8/10 it’s very purple.

me: ur so mature. steph: thanks it’s the trauma and the dead bf. by far my favorite on this list. the bats need fashion help that only spoiler can offer. 4738748282992/10 we stan.

[batboisismyname]

Part 4: Damian Wayne

little assassin baby. i thought you’d be taller. the way he holds the sword skdhskk. 6/10 who dressed you small human?

blending in with the maggots. he looks disgusted. this makes him look so young. very nice style. 8/10 normal child please direct me to damian.

sassy boy. did u know he’s a vegan? he has a cow and everything. and a dog. so smol and cute. 17/10 never grow up peter.

👏🏻we👏🏻stan👏🏻ethnic👏🏻robins👏🏻. classy. bougie. ratchet. he IS style. scuse me mr wayne could u be any cuter?? 10/10 just YES.

bomboclaat. gross. i despise. who let him near hair dye?? 0/10 go away iAn.

angsty. i like it. lol remember when damian died. yeah me too. i love how he named himself after tim’s car. 9/10 don’t die again pls.

[batboisismyname]

Part 3: Tim Drake

finally PANTS. lean mean brick attracting machine. such innocence. good job timmy. 10/10 a classic, will always love this look.

very red. you can tell your best friend just died. makes me so emotional. *sniffles*. he changed his costume for Kon I’ve never seen something so sweet. 28/10 bonus points for the Superboy memorial costume.

dr.midnite?? that you? this costume just screams “angst warning”. rip spleen. i do love the cowl. but it makes him look old. 8/10 he goes from 17 to 37 by putting on the cowl.

YASSSSSS. THE SHOWGIRL WINGS. i hated most of new 52 but this costume was l e g e n d a r y. remember that time tim slept with all the girls on his team because satan told him to? haha yeah good times. 13/10 we stan.

ew. just eww. why even change the costume if you are just adding another “r”? good thing the costume was lost in mr.oz’s prison. 0/10 no originality.

we don’t talk about this one. dRaKE. seriously bby what are you thinking. you look like a piece of shit. “the most dangerous bird” is an ostrich you twat. petition to erase this costume from history. -74/10 just no.

BONUS:

MISTER SARCASTIC. only the ogs who have read 90’s YJ will understand. kon was pissed bc tim was more punk than him. the fluffy hood tho. he looks so buff. 89/10 bring him back dc.

[batboisismyname]

Part 2: Jason Todd

so smol. like actually a baby. the scaly underpants. seriously bruce you fight pedophiles give the child protection. 8/10 because he’s a-fucking-dorable.

RED HEAD JASON STANS RISE UP. mhm yes very good. he has pants too. very stylish. 35/10 good job DC.

dildo helmet. what is the purpose of it being so long. that’s what she said. seriously my guy. worse than dick’s ponytail phase. 2/10 it was good for memes tho.

he looks. like. a. pedo. who did this to my smol baby. i am suing. dc better fucking watch out. 1/10 because the jawline is hawt.

oh god no- hide the children. ITS THE MOUTH. GO AWAY. *screams in wtf new 52*. what is even the purpose. besides giving me nightmares. -3/10 just no.

oh YES daddy. it’s perfect. absolutely fabulous. not too angsty. not too perky. 10/10 so proud.

hmmm. i like it. it just screams “fuck off bruce”. the vibes are immaculate. and the half mask is EVERYTHING. 78/10 jason predicted covid.

BONUS:

who is dis?? rason rodd?? hm. seems legit. 23/10 very good disguise mr.rodd.

[ahoforaveryho]

Me walking into the next season of Young Justice knowing that there will be 18 new characters, only 2 of which will get any development, Lian Harper is probably gonna die, and TimSteph will be canon

[brother-lipsmackariah]

They confirmed Timsteph???

[ahoforaveryho]

Not confirmed, but they're full time teammates and teased a break up between Tim and Wonder Girl last season, so...

[brother-lipsmackariah]

Well, anything better than TimCassie I guess

[ahoforaveryho]

As much as I dislike TimSteph, agreed

[batboisismyname]

Was really holding out for some kind of TimKon relationship in season 4 but no Kon had to go fuck a Martian smfh 😤😤

[batfammemes]

[batboisismyname]

This fucking h u r t e d

[ltab-moving]

if you’re white and you act like race issues are just “unnecessary drama” or “discourse” then sorry to tell you but you’re just…. racist

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yes white people CAN and probably SHOULD reblog this just dont add on anything.

[out-of-context-batfam]

Batgirl (2000) #38

[batboisismyname]

THIS HAPPENED LIKE 40 TIMES DURING CASS’ TIME AS BATGIRL

[business-as-usual-bats]

Damian [reading a note that says "Have a great day at work, Timmy!"]: -tt- Grayson mixed up our lunches

Tim: oh that explains this [note reads "love you but for the love of god don't stab anyone today"]

[sprachtraeume]

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

[huilian]

JLA (2006), #50

[batboisismyname]

Ranking The Batkid’s Costumes

Part 1: Dick Grayson

ah yes a classic. someone get this baby child some pants. basically neon. 8/10 for cute points

oh thank god he got pants. teenage angst. so much testosterone. less neon. 7/10 less brooding sessions pls

c h e s t. always ready for impromptu dance parties. showing more cleavage than Dinah. very blue. 9/10 would never take it off

mulletwing. somehow got more neon. looks like something a fraternity would make you wear during a rush. 6/10 put it in the back of the closet please

oh no- honey. my sweet angst child what did you do to your hair. bruce let you leave the house like that?? costume is good tho. 4/10 get a haircut dickie

red. very dark and broody. bruce would be proud. you’ve been through a lot huh? 8.5/10 atleast you cut your hair

f i n g e r s t r i p e s. absolutely stunning. a fucking beauty. why wear anything else? 10/10 never change sweet child

happy boi. you should start wearing a bullet proof helmet. wouldn’t want to accidentally lose your memories or anything. very bright and cheery. 163738/10 my sweet baby boy

wtf is this. get it off my screen. I SAID OUT. gross ugly ass motherfucker. who willingly goes by ric?? a stupid asshole that’s who. -78/10 bring dick back please

[bisexualblades-deactivated20210]

TTG is going to tear some families apart

[batboisismyname]

Wait so does this mean. That TTG Robin... is Dami?? Because if Jason and Tim already existtt DOES THIS MEAN *gasps* D A M I ??!

[maridoodles]

nightwing?? bitch i mightwing

[batboisismyname]

I’m sorry for this but I haven’t slept in 4 days and just started thinking about how similar Tim, Kon, and Bart’s friendship is to that one Disney show about fish and I hate that I can’t remember it’s name! HeLp

[batboisismyname]

OMG GUYS ITS FISH HOOKS

[yeats-nana]

OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT

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I KNOW RIGHT

[batfamquotes]

damian wayne: Oh, hey, Richard. Did you get my report on the Finley murder?

dick grayson: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

damian wayne: Good. Thanks, dad.

*everyone stops and stares*

damian wayne: Why is everyone staring at me?

duke thomas: You just called Nightwing “dad.” You said “thanks dad.”

damian wayne: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “thanks, man.”

dick grayson: Do you see me as a father figure, Damian?

damian wayne: No. If anything, I see you as a “bother” figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

barbara gordon: Hey, show your father some respect.

damian wayne: I didn’t call him dad!

dick grayson: No, no, no, no, Damian. I take it as a compliment.

stephanie brown: It’s not a big deal. Tim called me “mom” once during sex when he was inside of me, and I’m his fiancee.

damian wayne: Guys, jump on that! Drake has psycho-sexual issues.

cassandra cain: Old news.

[batboisismyname]

Excuse me how dare you be accurate?