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I took a chance on a JayDick fic and fell right into batfam hell. It's pretty cool. All hate will be blocked without question.

[kohiandie]

the full jaydick comic :- ) happy we can finally post the full!

writing credit: @malfiora

[malfiora]

This came out so beautifully, I can't wait for y'all to get the zine!!

Check out other incredible JD/DJ works posted by @jaydick-week

[megamindsupremacy]

Stupid Batman idea: instead of all of his kids hyphenating their last names to [Name]-Wayne, Bruce starts hyphenating his own last name with every new kid he adds.

It starts with Dick, who suckers Bruce into it because “please stop crying, I promise I won’t make you change your name to Wayne” “if you want you can hyphenate it?” “No, I meant you can hyphenate your- okay. okay yes I can hyphenate my name if you really want, please stop crying I don’t know what to do-“ and boom. Bruce Wayne-Grayson. Luckily he’s only adopting one child ever, so that’s the end of that!

Then he adds -Todd because he wanted Jason to know he really truly meant it when Bruce was adopting him. And -Drake because if he didn’t do something drastic Tim would just keep inventing fake family members to get out of getting adopted. Then -Cain because Cass didn’t understand much spoken language but she knew her own name and she knew what it meant for Bruce to add it to his own. Then he tried to add -Brown because he skipped Steph the first time around and she went and died about it so he’s trying to be better but she said don’t even fucking think about it so he ended up not adding that one. Then -Al-Guhl so Damian could keep a connection to his mother, no matter how complicated Bruce’s own relationship with her is. And by the time Duke rolls around Bruce forgot he was adding last names for emotionally meaningful reasons and just added -Thomas, forgetting to tell Duke he was doing that, and got absolutely flamed by his kids when he offhandedly mentioned it and Duke had no goddamn clue what he was talking about.

Anyways I made a meme

He didn’t consider there’d be two Thomases in his name until he did it.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[crystal-knightt]

Dick, walking into kitchen: hey guys , any idea where Tim is? i need his help with this case.

Steph,painting Jasons nails (lost a bet): i saw him on the cave couch when i was down there, that what about an hour ago so idk if hes still there.

Dick: yeah but i was just down there and Bruce was napping there.

Jason: where else would he be? have you tried calling his phone?

Dick: he never answers his phone, he has some freaky mind powers for knowing when something is an actual emergency .

they sit in silence for a minute

Cass: wait you said Bruce was napping on the couch? didnt he just get off patrol with a heavy concussion?

more silence

Steph realsing: OMG

Jason,also realising : rip Timmy, concussed 210 pound Bruce decides when the hug ends

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in the cave on the cave couch.

Alfred: you alirght in there master Tim?

Tim: its like a really heavy ,slightly bloody ,weighted blanket.

[flowerf1elds]

Alpha Dick that is always clinging to omega Jason's side

When Jason is visiting the manor, Dick disappears from his usual place and is found instead wherever Jason is. Just a little bit of Jason's scent and Dick suddenly is by his side fanning over him

It becomes especially worse when Jason becomes comfortable enough to take off the scent patch from his neck (he keeps the ones on his wrists still), and now you have a very much Alpha and less of Dick present. Dick starts to lean heavy on his instincts, cuddling Jason, scenting him so much others get to arms length from Jason or a safe distance away

He's kissing Jason's scent gland, leaving Jason lightheaded. Always affectionate, acting innocent to what his acts do to Jason (Jason legs are trembling to a point of giving out, multiple times he had to hold on walls and furniture after), after all, Dick is just being a good older brother to Jason

He's so good of a brother that he takes care of Jason when all that stimulus leads to a sudden heat. He even takes full responsibility after biting on Jason's gland and forming a bond with him. An awesome brother indeed.

(fun fact: Jason is aware. He likes it heh)

[skyvein]

your heart’s got teeth

[angelwasnothere]

As always, there are things I never end up using. So, since the JDWeek organized by the GGH Server starts for me tomorrow, here is the unfinished lineart of one of the days 🤺

[anabunu]

[papayafromtv]

au where Jason is the one to deliver Damian to Bruce but he and Damian get into an argument on the drive over about how good at stealth missions Damian is and it ends in Jason double-dog daring him to skip the whole 'introduction' aspect of going to live with Bruce and instead to just sneak into the manor and see how long he can go unnoticed for.

Damian's claim is that the manor is so big and Damian's so good at remaining hidden that he could live in the manor without anybody else there clocking him easy. Jason just wants to see how long he can actually go because in his mind the longer Bruce goes without realising he has Damian in the house, the funnier the reveal will be. he's actually kinda rooting for Damian purely because it's funnier if he pulls it off for a really long time first. then Jason can snitch on him and the fall-out will be glorious.

he lasts about four months.

two weeks in and Alfred becomes suspicious, but chooses to believe that it's raccoons or pigeons in the attic because then he doesn't have to get involved. and he really doesn't want to get involved.

a month in and Damian almost gets caught by Tim while trying to steal some food in the middle of the night and getting cornered in the kitchen, but Tim hadn't slept in three days and was high on cold medicine at the time so he assumed that Damian was actually a hallucination of Bruce as a child, and all he did was stare Damian directly in the eye and solemnly tell him 'never ask your parents to go see a movie with you.' before going to pass out in the study.

two months in and Damian has gotten into a rhythm with it. feeling unchallenged, he starts waiting for Bruce to fall asleep in front of the batcomputer during hard cases so he can sneak out from the walls and fix whatever Bruce is getting wrong and solving the case before he wakes up.

three months in and Dick runs into him while sneaking in through a side door so he can grab some stuff from his bedroom without having to talk to Bruce, but Damian bullshits that he's one of Tim's school friends visiting to complete a school project, and Dick gives him twenty dollars to promise that he won't tell anybody Dick is in the building.

four months in and he gets cocky; starts ordering packages to the manor addressed to himself. Alfred asks Bruce at the dinner table why they've received an amazon package for 'Damian Wayne' and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about. the next night the Red Hood snitches and asks how 'Damian's doing' and Bruce becomes convinced that Hood has the manor bugged. demands a full sweep of the building. Tim comes across Damian napping in a hammock in the attic wearing Tim's presumed-lost clothes next to a pile of supremely confidential files stolen from the batcave.

Damian wakes up and promptly tells them all that they aren't allowed to be mad because the statute of limitations for breaking and entering has passed already. Jason laughs so hard he cries.

[three-semicolons]

It can be frustrating to see Dick go from being depicted as a technical genius alongside his other capabilities in the pre-90s era, with incredible feats in the 50s-70s in particular, to becoming increasingly mid (or even incompetent) technologically such that the wind isn’t taken out of the sails of the designated “tech people” in the Bat sphere.

Seeing as I don’t think this will change any time soon, I instead propose a solution: Dick is still a tech whiz in his own right, but only for highly dated technology. You have a modern database that needs backdooring? Better ask Barbara, or Tim, if she isn’t available.

But if you, for some ungodly reason, need to access data off a punch card, or a magnetic tape, or a 5 1/4 inch floppy disk? You need to operate in UNIX? You need to write in FORTRAN, or COBOL? In this incredibly niche, one-in-a-million scenario, you call Dick.

It has been useful exactly twice, both times involving the nuclear missile system. Other than that he’s pretty much just trivia bait for anything below 32 bits.

[vivenecii]

Life would be great if I could just chill and draw Zukka, alas, finals are approaching and my BA thesis takes up all my free time

[nyx-dreamy]

Bruce discovering that his sons are dating, trying to be a good dad and getting around the idea that they are dating. Poor Bruce stop calling them brothers because he thinks that’s normal, that they don’t want to be call this anymore.

When he calls them boyfriends instead of brothers Dick and Jason are staring at him in disbelier and Bruce is confuse, had he got that wrong? Jason seeing that his dad is lost decide to speak up « you know i call him my brother when he fuck me right? », Dick elbowing Jason but it’s too late, Bruce is very scared.

He never calls them boyfriend again, he just goes for boys. It works, it’s neutral and it help him to erase the memory and images of what Jason said.

[passionfrui-t-boy]

eooouuuwww grooosss

[warrior-of-storms]

Everyone talks about Dick being touchy/clingy and he is, don't get me wrong, but I raise you Jason Todd, professional clinger. Dick is like. Normal and well-adjusted and casual about touch. Jason will never be the first to let go in a hug. Jason would probably sell his soul for quality cuddles. Jason will collapse if given forehead kisses. I enjoy this aspect of his character

[villain-byteniwoha]

jaydick symbolisms like. red and blue. the adrenaline of falling from the sky and the dirty nails from clawing out of your grave. forgiving, never forgetting. the intimacy of a lethal weapon. revenge, the chase, the flirtation. oh dick grayson and jason todd, i adore how you drive each other insane.

[angelwasnothere]

Day 1. "I will kill for you." ; "Please don't."

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce didn't pull those baddies by being rich or hot or Batman. Those women didn't look at that man and go "he's hot, I got to have him". No, they all looked at this weirdo and each of them went "I want to study this man like a bug under a glass because he's so fucking strange" and then they got attached to the fucker.