I'm Melissa @batchelorette3 - Tumblr Blog

energyprison

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

energyprison

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

moveslikekeithrichards

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

lmaonade

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20

hyrude

torracat

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

batmanisagatewaydrug

the thing about me is that if my tummy hurts even a little bit I am NOT brave about it, I in fact give up the hope of ever being happy or even comfortable again and resign myself to a miserable existence dedicated to wallowing in my own suffering

pcklesthings

So your tummy is hurting right now huh?

batmanisagatewaydrug

deaths and suffering! suffering and death!

I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams 🐍

Went to a Taylor Swift night tonight and had a blast as reputation era Taylor 🥹

#taylor swift #reputation #taylurking #taylornation #Taylor swift cosplay

blairwitchapologist

aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

wild-west-wind

Bryce Canyon in March. At lower elevations, it felt like spring. Flowers budding, vegetation lush. As we rose higher above the canyon it was clear that winter had not let left this place. Snow banks were thin, but covered much of the mountains thousands of feet about Bryce’s most recognizable core.

You like my photography you can kick me a dollar or two on ko-fi [link] No pressure! I post it here, for free, on purpose!

cute-without-the-espresso

bruisepoking-archive

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

the-bi-bilingual

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

thickness-protection-program

lesbianralzarek

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

batchelorette3

There are new people? I thought we’d all been here since 2011