Brucie And The Orphanettes

I’m a sucker for found families and idiots with hero complexes

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[divorceddadrock]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The single greatest character arc in any DC story ever made <3

[girl-penfifteen]

The fact that Wonder Woman knew off rip who to call about her she was like “verily I know these bitches down ridiculous for fat hoes”

[reginalusus]

Gotham's tragedies, but what if we made it dark fantasy.

Bluesky Ko-Fi

[maggotmuncher0]

i bought a new lavender pencil (or "Bright Lilac" or whatever)

[salylockheart]

Batgirl

[caprandcowlnursery]

Let's loom over bodies with batpapa.

[theblacklanterncorps]

[bitimrights]

[alukardtheabysswalker]

"You're so fucking crazy!...omg you ARE my girl 😍❣️💕💞"

[possumtion]

Beach day

[drbatsponge]

We fucking won.

ABSOLUTE CASSANDRA CAIN ONE-SHOT!!!11!!

Full art of Absolute Cass:

[ijavalij]

I was looking for this post today the whole day. Actually got me hysterically laughing

[uchicken]

[garabato0s]

take care baba's chair

[elirium]

2026 Tiny Robin Update

[tyler-the-geek]

They be bugs

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart