Fuck This Shit

Falconry, herpetology, mostly memes and all that jazz  --------Reblog, don't repost please----------

[truthball-old]

Yeah sex is cool but have you eb33tkr godir6640505IURHFOHOTHJ4H5O60605J2U2U2HRBTFFJFJJC###$&#&%$÷9388484

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

[elbiotipo]

[milkpropaganda]

[deerfishing]

[winemom-culture]

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[bluefire-axolotl]

Boomers will be like “hurr durr gen z doesn’t know what a phone booth is” as if we didn’t all watch Maes Hughes die in one like four times.

[diaryofadaringwitch]

For Your Consideration

Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts.

Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.

[arsnof]

Bagpipe: PFNEEEEEEEEEEMNEEEMNEEEEEEEEE PFMNEEEEMNEEMNEEEEE PFNMOOOEEEEEEEEEEE PFMAAAAAAAAAA

[threesideddream]

Jeremiah 20:18 // @ShineMyGold, 9/24/2018

[aku-no-homu]

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[rideroftherange]

It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

[phantomrose96]

Wait holy fuck

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[ajaxbird]

marshmallow is alarmed by your attention and has retreated to the coconut

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[scrublover]

more simps

[sasukepositive-deactivated20191]

every shonen character: i’m 11 and i dont care if i die

[ursquirmingbeeschurger]

I mean have you ever met an 11 year old

[joyfulsquidward]

11 year olds have the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed

[yay855]

That is literally the story of Fullmetal Alchemist.

[valtsv]

[heart-0f-ir0n]

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