Seasoned Bitch

•jeri•27•♓️•cant spell sorry guys•12/6/21❤️•

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[viv36c]

Clavicus Vile & Barbas

[nicestpamkale]

@the-new-rum THIS FUCKS SEVERELY

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[sermna]

???

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[milobyte]

i'm sure it's fine

[sadcabbages]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[turing-tested]

a nerf gun but with real bullets

[jimhensonreject]

a nerf sword with real bullets

[turing-tested]

a super soaker that shoots real water

[shillelagh]

where do i get my hands on fake water?

[turing-tested]

cant promise youll get your hands on it though

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo