That's The Baron to you.

Future Supreme Overlord of the Universe. 21 F UK

[theshitneyspears]

the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the clearance that that has, the access that that has, the influence that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that that has

[ftftftftftftftftf-deactivated20]

[erislovescitrus]

I love that without ANY context I immediately knew this was from a Cinderella story

[thoodleoo]

[sadblackotaku-deactivated201406]

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[dankmemeuniversity]

[abeerahk]

[slaveney]

[beyoncespenis]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

[pepsiprincesa]

every time i see this i fall tf out

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: @god why don’t I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain’t like his eyebrows

[writing-prompt-s]

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

[chickenfarmersan]

[thefandomdropout]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[okayysophia]

Can y’all not..

[westafricanbaby]

Goodbye

[cheesekneesandbees]

Why the FUCK did tumblr decide to notify me of this post

[porterr-robinson]

[yungbara]

i hate this

[that-twink-over-there]

I love this

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[hungwy]

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

[dreams-squared]

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

[hungwy]

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you