[lesbian-toddhoward]

[kerrylloyd-deactivated20190331]

this is a review for bioshock

[bowlerhatwearer]

@freakova

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

to every nerd who reblogged this. no, I didn't mean this in a nerd way like you could go to one of your nerd shows. I meant it in a cool way

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[scrambled-greggs]

gifs for when you need to do it to em

[cungadero]

random encounters

[cybernetic-pants-archive]

earthbound enemy

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[viola-and-chill]

I hate this site

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[1jps]

[permacultureandhomesteading]

[pissvortex]

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

[jakemorph]

cow bones by gary larson

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

so no head?

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

ha ha ! this post is like! it punchlines you in the throat! three times!?

[fantasy-inspiration]

By Solène Azernour

https://www.artstation.com/azernour

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

monkeyshoot.avi

[teathattast]

[gomjabbar]

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[monkeysky]

Remember back in 2011 when Obama had GOP members over for dinner, and he served so many peas that the republicans made him eat their servings, and a bunch of cartoonists argued about who made whom eat peas?

[monkeysky]

[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before