killjoys make some noise

les mis, dc, and the occasional book. i write sometimes, too: archiveofourown.org/users/insertsomethingwitty/ icon by the lovely wizard-rat

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[deadchannelradio]

anyway i bring that up because i think jason's singular hobby is that he's a line cook. which you would argue isn't a hobby at all and i would agree with you but Jason doesn't know how to have fun outside of the context of work and restaurants take all kinds of nutjobs. he interviews and shit and gets the job because he doesn't care about things like "being paid" a "livable wage" and seemed like he was on the least amount of drugs at the time of the interview. upon showing up the first day he's getting settled on the line and the servers come in to be like hey whats up man welcome and like the 5th server is none other than dick grayson. they look at each other in silent horror for 5 seconds before dick visibly comes to some sort of decision and is like. Hi Man I'm Rich Nice To Meet You. and jason is like. im jason. and then they have to pretend not to know each other from there on out until dick gets fired for exhibiting freak behaviors

[deadchannelradio]

dick gets a job as a server to exhibit his most unsettling self for once he spends all of his time being put together and nice and keeping people from biting each other and at this job he gets to be somewhat deranged to all of his coworkers. he's the pet freak. hes acting so hard it has actually looped back around to not acting at all. it's the kind of stuff you expect from a line cook like juggling the steak knives because it's dead or picking the lock into the restaurant when you're locked out but coming from a waiter its like uncanny valley. he never cries in the walk in. he gets screamed at by guests and doesn't even blink. a woman poured her drink in him once. he was the one to take out the forgotten mouse in a trap that nobody else would touch. he never writes down orders and has never forgotten one. one time the servers were having this somewhat classic discussion and someone was like Hey what was the last thing that made you cry? and he went "my dad" and walked away. he'd never mentioned having a dad before.

jason goes to work to be a line cook so normal it loops back around to being weird.

[deadchannelradio]

"hey rich so what's that dad of yours like?" dick voice the alive one or the dead one? (asker crumples like aluminum foil)

[deadchannelradio]

jason is so bewildering because he's like. this gigantic wall of meat of a man and he's got a gazillion scars and he's just like painfully regular. like hey man it's mothers day and you haven't even vaped on the line. everyone else has done cocaine. you havent even had coffee. you just finished closing down your station and now you're dishwashing. hello. "what. josé wants to go home too." ITS NOT THE DISHWASHING ITS THE LACK OF DRUGS. "i dont like drugs" ITS MOTHERS DAY!!!

[deadchannelradio]

"but jason IS weird" you might say. "he's an incredibly violent man and he says deranged things all the time!" this, i have to tell you, is a bog standard line cook.

[deadbydevotion]

staring at the harsh cold sea (empty black tv screen) waiting for my husband (20+ random athletes) to return from the war (the offseason)

[lilyblisslys]

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

[lilyblisslys]

who has the autism now motherfuckers

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

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[luckydicekirby]

sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[persianmom]

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

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