This is my Design

"You are what you love, not who loves you" ~~ Adriana. 23. she/her. Canada ~~ I don't care about anything but video games, music, hot people and cute dogs.

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[peachylipskiss-deactivated20150]

how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom

[allrivenkithandkin]

hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes

regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out

fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty

go back out and live a lie

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

reblog to save a life

[fried-demon-potato]

Pat dry your face - DONT rub. It will agitate the skin and make it red again.

Fan your face too, feels good as well as reducing redness.

AND IF SOMEONE STILL NOTICES AND ASKS ABOUT IT. EXCUSES:

“I sneezed and my eyes watered” “I yawned and my eyes watered” “Stubbed my toe” “Hit my elbow” “Hit *previously injured body part* on something.”

Trust me, as someone who has learned to shift from anxious wreck to “Everything’s Great! :) ™” in 0.2 seconds when I need to, These work. They really work.

[smooth-bandit-deactivated201910]

For those who need it.

[caressthosecheekbones]

Y’ALL GO OUT THERE AND ONLY SHARE WHAT YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WITH!

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]

[lesbeans-on-toast]

new discourse

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

breakfast

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

the past: clown funny

the present: clown scary

the future: CLOWN SEXY

[grawly]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

waiter: sir, we just caught a customer stealing fish

restaurant manger: what? we dont serve fish here

waiter: *points to me wading ass deep through the koi pond, attempting to grab fish with my bare hands as they swim by*

[cairgnorm]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GET HER

[intoasylum]

I wish all fathers were like Ralph Angel😭❤️  (Queen Sugar 2x02)

[azaleatown]

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time

[monocatari]

Persona 5 Cafe at Pasela Resorts Pictures from Dangeki Online

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[beyoncebeytwice]

[xeppeli]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Don’t let these racists make money off of this.

[bisexualgambit]

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[doadollupofdaisy]

Please hear me universe😭

[kashiyavici]

Please please