Stephanie

"Why the fuck am I a biology major" is my literal Moto in life. 22. South Tx.

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

visual representation of dating an aries .

[paninimami]

The noise😂

[freetripplea]

😂 this is meeee. give me attention and affection. and pleasee never stop.

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[sleepingreader]

I’m grinning widely at this

[defydamage]

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

[crollalanzaa]

I’m humming appreciatively.

[chubbychoco]

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[lifehacksthatwork]

Just a family of bears chilling in a pool.

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[danthesantana]

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

[wearepeasant]

the god of chaos

[kuroshikat]

What color is his shirt

[supacutiepie]

I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

[klubbhead]

A WHAT

[psys-nsfw-corner]

*in the distance*

That’s what I like about Texas

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

[confessionsofacarefreeblackman]

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

[eligahn-deactivated20131014]

Yoooo..lol

[jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602]

LMFAO 

[itsthelesbiana]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

[adsjkcourt]

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

[tay-the-creator]

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

[tranquillust]

I think about this video so much

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black guys have a different type of sawce

[archivesmuseum]

And his laces came untied lol

[adls-xxx]

I just love it 😍

[qualitysnaps]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[bnmxfld]

[mikedugans]

[delalalalarosa]

These are the best facial expressions I’ve ever seen tbh

[bioandroid]

[unbeknwn]

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

[peachysuggest]

you are important and special and loved even when your mind tells you you’re not

[urspac-deactivated20181108]