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[be-right-back-9]

The Constitution (Taylor's Version) could fix a lot of the problematic language

[dingdongyouarewrong]

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

[toanshirotaka]

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

[imgoinggoblinmode]

Brainrot

[citrusmillie]

[celtiberian-idiot]

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS YET

[be-right-back-9]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[dragonbleps]

how im feeling

[i-prefer-base-twelve]

I am so tempted to go to Reddit just to see the smoking crater. But I must stay strong and not give them traffic.

[beggars-opera]

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

[stitch-n-time]

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

[stitch-n-time]

Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

[cipheramnesia]

What will you do for 100K?

[stitch-n-time]

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

[nudityandnerdery]

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

[dameronalone]

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

[hottdoggblogg]

[saladruiner]

So when I joined Reddit, the big thing™ at the time was ice soap and 2am chilli. If I remember correctly, that was either late 2010 or 2011. Ever since then, reddit has been my primary spot to enjoy memes, content for specific fandoms, book and game recommendations, and drama recaps. Basically, anything I had an urge to consume, reddit always provided.

There were large bouts of drama before (anyone remember /r/fatpeoplehate and Ellen Pao?) but the smaller, more curated communities I primarily enjoyed were largely unaffected. But now, I can't in good conscience visit those subreddits I have frequented for upwards of twelve years because of this bullshit reddit is pulling with their API.

I am left with this large gap in my life that reddit occupied for so long. Whenever I was waiting in line, taking a break at work, or just having a veg night at home, reddit was always there. Now, I find myself trying to cobble something together between this hellsite and TikTok, but I haven't quite managed to find the fandom niches I so deeply enjoyed.

At the risk of sounding dramatic, it's almost like leaving a long term relationship and trying to untangle your life from someone you don't recognize anymore.

I guess it's time to touch grass and move on.

[huffylemon]

yeah that’ll do it

[animentality]