the wailing wood

oportet nos salvos nos fratres.

[mental-health-memes]

[spoonmeb]

I cannot comprehend that other people don’t experience this. WHAT IS IT LIKE?!?

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

This is me when I go to Walmart

[punkenglishnerd]

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

[satans-classics]

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

[representationthirst]

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atlas-prime]

From the same thread

[nootvanlis]

[chaoslindsay]

It’s a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and you’re an unstoppable killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.

[tajmahthemoose]

my time has come

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[ivare-enim-euge]

[lumnch]

lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive

[i-love-ewes-so]

This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)

[lumnch]

I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH

[lumnch]

My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing

[lumnch]

Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

@oldearthaccretionist

[intriga-hounds]

i gave bazzle a bath and it made him fluffy????

[zsx-cbr]

[psychoticrambling]

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

[thetygre]

Rolling 1 on a Divination check.

[pippindot]

More puppy beach day pics with @silver-sivien and @mexicanine

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

attacka you with a branch

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

attacka

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

attacka

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

fucking kill and smasha you on a rock

[famousyellowraincoat]

Achilles saying ‘she can’t see us here’ to Patroclus  in the cave is basically the ancient greek demigod equivalent of texting ‘my parents aren’t home’

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[maibelline-deactivated20210108]

Adam and Ronan: 

[parasauropteryx]

[yesimalittlestitious]

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

[maneybabey]

Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?

Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?

Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,

Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,

Lizzo: Are you alone boy?

Griffin: Where’s my boy?!

Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,

Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!

Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:

Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!

Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,

Justin: dirty boys,

Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,

Griffin: really rowdy boys,

Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,

Griffin: my sweet boy!

Lizzo: getcha nails did,

Justin: my BOY!!

Lizzo: I like a big beard,

Griffin: little punk boi,

Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,

Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!

Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!

Griffin: There’s a good boy!

Justin: (hey), heyy!

Griffin: hey there’s a-

Justin: -that’s…

Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!

Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!