Be Abstracted

INFJ with an insatiable need for Mac and Cheese

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[surprisebitch]

bedroom without windows

[clarkslex]

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

[whitepeopletwitter]

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[boterhamworst]

[toastbutteregg]

this

[candyredterezii]

[1989taylorsversion]

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[zeusfuckedmymom]

“Circe?”

“Yes Odysseus?”

“Where’s my crew?”

[itsnotjustpms]

[unfortunately-awake]

[thats-so-meme]

This site killed me

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[jennytrout]

This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

[disgustinghipster-deactivated20]

hue jackman

[disgustinghipster-deactivated20]

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me